Monday, August 31, 2009

Maury says Macaulay YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

The Sun reported earlier A source said that 29-year-old Macaulay donated sperm which was used to create 7-year-old Blanket. The source went on , "This isn't just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father. So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him - that's why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing."

TMZ contacted Macaulay's rep who said this: "The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge."

And the circus continues.. Ill throw my 2 cents in and say Big Foot is the father...


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Demi Moore

Here we have Demi Moore trying to tell us she hasnt had any plastic surgery.. umm yeah ok

In an interview in the French Marie Claire (story via the Mirror)Demi (allegedly) says the plastic surgery rumors are “completely false” and that she doesn’t “like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process - it’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy.” I dont even have to do the cough cough bullshit line here ... Ill just do the usual eyeroll

The f*ckery continues

With the stunning figure of a woman half her age, Demi Moore’s youthful allure has earned her a reputation as the queen of plastic surgery.The 47-year-old actress has long been the poster girl for cosmetic enhancement, re-ported to have spent £220,000 on boob jobs, liposuction, facelifts and even a knee lift.

But in a new interview, she insists she has NEVER been under the surgeon’s knife. “It’s completely false,” she says. “I’ve never had it done. But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem. I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process - it’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy.”

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“That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done.”

“But for the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.”

Demi’s claim in Marie Claire magazine in France this week will astonish observers who have long believed she had resorted to surgery in a bid to rejuvenate her flagging career and impress her 31-year-old husband Ashton Kutcher.

A close friend of Demi - who has a nutritionist, trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach - has claimed the star relies on A-lister surgeon Brian Novack. The pal said: “Demi can’t stand it that there is part of her that is not perfect.”

I think all that botox actually took away some of her brain cells either that or being married to Ashton actually made her stupid...

I could careless if a celeb gets surgery or not but just admit to it you look like an idiot for lying about it

And Demi Im sure you would cry if you saw something you didnt like about your face but its so pulled tight I dont think that is possible...


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Friday, August 28, 2009


TMZ and The New York Post are both reporting that DJ AM, real name Adam Goldstein, was found dead this afternoon in his NYC apartment. He was only 36.

The cops say his friends had not heard from him for a few days. When his friends went to check on him, they didn't get any response after knocking on his door. The police were called and they knocked down the door to his apartment. Sources tell the NY Post that drug paraphernalia was found in his apartment.

It was almost a year ago when DJ AM and Travis Barker both survived a fatal plane crash in South Carolina.

DJ AM dated Nicole Ritchie for sometime (engaged) and Mandy Moore but the word is his recent breakup left him devastated with Hayley Wood she was the one to break it off



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Crackies Are Having A Baby...

McSteamy and Rebecca Gaymethface are going to have a baby. That's what Life & Style is saying. Sources say that the stars of not a porn but naked tape are gonna have a little crying pooping machine in 5-6 months

I guess these 2 have been trying for awhile now (in between crack binges or during .. whatever)

The source added, "She turned down the role of Penn Badgley's mother on 'Gossip Girl' because it was based in N.Y.C. and she didn't want to be away from Eric or travel that far. It was bad for her health. Rebecca also turned down a Hallmark movie and a Lifetime movie because she was trying to have a baby."

The couple of yet to confirm or deny this but expect something soon in between bong hits of course..


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Linds In Trouble Again

My favorite Crackie is also a Klepto these 2 combinations go hand in hand..

We all know she Lohan claimed to be robbed and the pictures look like its herself robbing herself.. yeah still shaking my head at that one .. Well I can see why she claimed this...

Radar Online is reporting that XIV Karats is getting ready to take legal action against Blohan, because she hasn't returned $2 million dollars worth of jewels she borrowed from them over two months ago.

The source said, "Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe. They've disappeared. XIV are not happy about it. The jewels were in Lindsay's care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken."

Michael defended his daughter (yeah cuz their relationship is stable) "Lindsay didn't take anything from them. They lent her jewelry and she has to give it back to them. That's all I know. She has no intention of keeping any of it. So I guess they're sorting it out."

More like she snorted it all up

Who in their right mind who ever lend this Crackhead anything let alone jewelry! Shes one of those people the minute you put something down its in their pocket or your shoes are now on their feet

Jon Gosselin's Boo Boo

Jon Gosselin's rep tells Radar that the reason why he had to get stitches on his eyebrow is because he ran into "a kitchen cabinet in the dark."

Translation: the male equivalent of "running into a doorknob."

Yeah Jon Im surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre thats what happened... I would like to think you got a little tipsy on some Purple Passion and hit your head and passed out in the tub we have all been there.. umm right? Anybooboo I'll tell you what happened the Reverse Mullet came off of Kates head and bitch slapped your ass.. Thats what you get for locking Kate out of the house and calling the Cops..

Update: Jon has just filed a restraining order against the Reverse Mullet...
2nd Update: The Reverse Mullet issued a no comment at this time but will be on Larry King Live to answer all questions...

Sean Penn Wants To Reconcile

Sean Penn begged his wife to stay with him - but she ignored his desperate pleas, moved out and filed for divorce.

“Robin finally stood her ground and said she’d had enough,” a source close to both told the Enquirer. “She got her own place and moved out.”
Sean pleaded for one more chance, said the source, but Rob filed divorce papers in Marin County on August 12.

“Robin doesn’t want a dime from Sean - nothing,” said the source. “She’s just had it with all the lies, the cheating rumors and the temper tantrums. Now she just wants to be left alone to start her life over. Sean is still begging her to take him back. But Robin insists it is finally over.”

Sean and Robin had been together since 1989, and married in 1996. When Sean filed for separation in April of this year, he withdrew it a month later.
“It was an arrogant mistake,” pugnacious Penn told a reporter at the time. He tried hard for a reconciliation, but in a recent interview, Robin revealed she had no plans to fix the broken marriage. “I know what I don’t want,” she said.

I cant blame Robin as it has been rumored he has cheated on her with everyone from Natalie Portman to Linds Lohan ... Yeah I know what could he possibly have in common with Linds.. booze and coke.. perfect match.

So Robin its time to practice the walk of shame.. Useful advice from my grandma: when you are clicking your heels and walking down the street at 7am with bedhead hold your head high like a true slut... Grandma gives great advice when shes had a bottle or 2 of Boones..


Mirror reports:

Lindsay Lohan's life often resembles a soap opera, and now she's rumoured to be going the whole hog with her own TV show. The actress is reportedly in talks to turn her troubled life into a reality programme for the small screen. Cameras will follow the 23-year-old as she attempts to get her career on track with a Hollywood comeback. To help her in the task, Lindsay has called on Britney Spears' manager Larry Rudolph to help with the TV venture. A source told Fox News: "Rudolf is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again..

I will say if Larry Rudolph has anything to do with it, it will probably work,.. He got Britney back on track after her crazy umbrella hitting head shaving ways... sad I miss the crazy...

I dont know if I could watch this after 10 minutes crackheads aren't funny anymore

Thursday, August 27, 2009

And In Stupid News.. Crackie

How stupid can Lohan be.. I know I say this a lot.. We all heard how her crack den got broken into and here are pics from her camera outside of her house.. I didnt think it was her till I saw that stupid shirt she was wearing the other day you know the one where she looks like a bed sheet got stuck to her (see below)... Smart and beautiful.. I know..

Either she was doing some really good drugs and thought she robbed someone else house or shes just a dumb dumb stupid ORANGE girl.. Shes probably putting in an insurance claim I know the kind.. Next time you rob your own house try wearing a ski mask..

Apparently you will do anything for attention expect a news conference from Dina Lohan aka White Oprah


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Rumer Willis is out promoting Sorority Row :The plot: “A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong, only to be stalked by a serial killer.” Yeah invigorating isnt it?

Rumer was asked about what part she thinks her famous parents (Demi Moore, Bruce Willis and step-dad Ashton Kutcher) play in her career. Rumer responded:

“You can’t do anything about who your parents are. I think everyone has opportunities and everyone has doors that are open to them in different ways. If you’re talented you’ll get work. If you suck then you won’t. In the end, talent is all that matters because you could go and get an audition, but if you go in there and you suck you’re not going to get a job.”

I have seen her in the House Bunny (yeah I know hang my head in shame) and umm yeah it wasn't a break thru performance

Unfortunately Hollywood actresses these days are not hired for their talents but mostly looks ie Megan Foxx. So basically sex sells and well Rumor I wouldnt put you in that category but Im sure you would be great in the Mask The Rocky Dennis remake.. I know Im horrible...

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Here we have crazy Anne Heche talking about her ex on National Television last night.. guess shes kinda bitter she has to mail him a check every month..

Then Anne goes into a rant about never getting married and is all annoyed that Dave actually went thru with it..

Yeah Anne like anyone is going to take advice from you I'd rather take advice from my local crackie in the hood that thinks hes batman..

I will say though this was entertaining to watch.. you know me I love watching a train wreck...

Lauren Becall Thoughts On Twilight

Lauren Becalls Twitters about Twilight

The actress commented that, “Yes, I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!”

I love Lauren Becall I could drink tinis all day long with this woman at happy hour.. Last year in Elle Magazine she had this to say about Tom Cruise

“When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behaviour is so shocking. It’s inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but, I think, it’s kind of a sickness.”

Shes a bitch after my own heart...single tear...


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Mileys Denies New Man

According to Miley and her co-star Liam Hemsworth were kissing and dancing and nauseating everyone around them.

So Miley decided to Twitter, says it’s not true:

Dumb blogs. I do not have a boyfriend. Stop wasting your time making up lies. I would be so depressed if that was my reason to breathe. All I want to know is who ARE these "sources"? Who is the "insider". I am sure their parents are VERY proud HA. They are professional liars.

Making my parents proud??? Ummmm yeah Im not the one rubbing my woo ha all over a stripper pole at an award show.. I only do that at family functions although the world needs to see my talent I GOT SKILLZ..

Its ok Miley God said so...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


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Oh Jenny...

Nominations came out and Tina Fey was nominated for 30 Rock and who got her granny pants in a bunch about it? Cat Lady Aniston

Radar reports:

Tellingly, Jen didn't call Tina to congratulate her on the nomination - and insiders say their friendship has been strained by the competition. "Jen was so excited to be nominated, she's been talking about it for months," an insider tells radaronline. "But she's really disappointed to be going up against Tina. She realizes it's going to be near to impossible to win now. "Jen doesn't deal with competition well, she likes to be the top dog. She's not happy that Tina is likely to out shine her on the night. "Jen and Tina used to be really good friends, they used to talk at least every week, but now they hardly talk at all. "Tina hasn't got a problem at all with being up against Jen but she is kind of put out by Jen's attitude towards her now. "She just can't understand why Jen would be giving her the cold shoulder over something so trivial."

Hmm doesnt deal with competition well... wonder why

Oh I know why

1.Your husband BRAD PITT left you for the Angelina Jolie (upgrade) because for some reason you didnt want to have kids with him you wanted to focus on your um career, good move.... If I was married to Brad Pitt my career in life would be to have sex with him all the time.. I know Jenny the horror

2.Your relationships last as long as my attention span and according to my friends its as long as a goldfish.. 3 seconds, just call me Dori.. I love my friends.. Dont hate the beautiful ladies..

3.All your movies suck maybe you should of died at the end of Marley and Me instead of the dog

Im a bit bitchy combination of PMS and a case of the HUNGRIES!

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Here is Renee's lastest interview.. wonder who she is talking about

Renee Zellweger interview with CNN to promote My One & Only. A curious little answer when asked about being judged on appearances.

CNN: (Your character) was judged on her looks many times in the film. Have you faced similar situations, being judged on your looks and people not taking you seriously?

Zellweger: Not in such an overt way. I'm not an actress who made her way based on physicality -- I think quite the opposite, in fact. I sort of disappear a little bit, with respect to my looks. I'm lucky. I'm not a standout, kind of knockout kind of girl that, you know, it's all about my great hair or something. But, in subtle ways, maybe. I mean, people presume to know you for something and respond to you accordingly, I'm sure.

The interviewer on CNN was Maddox

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A local news crew in Cocoa, Florida goes to the house of an alleged 15-year-old stripper and are attacked (with a hoe!!!) by the girls grandmother.

Arent Grandma's suppose to greet you at the door with cookies and milk and not try to gash your head open? My Grandma always greets me with a smile probably because she knows I got a basket of love for her.. ie Boones and Pall Malls..

And Im posting a pic of Steven Tyler.. yes thats him cuz he looks like my grandma.. shes always in the liquor store too

And From The Enquirer...

First OK! broke the story and now the Enquirer is chiming in on the demise of Angie and Brad (Jenny is cackling right now with her 10 cats)

Get clean or get out - that’s the stinging ultimatum Angelina Jolie issued to Brad Pitt after hearing that the Inglourious Basterd had secretly shared hashish with a celeb pal while his children were asleep in bed, say sources.

“Stop boozing and smoking drugs or check into rehab!” she told him, according to insiders.

A self-confessed stoner when married to Jennifer Aniston, Brad had promised Angelina his drug-using days were over after he became a dad - and she believed him.

On the cover he looks more like a boozebag ( I love him more) then a pothead and its from the Enquirer so its gotta be true!

I will say I was listening to Howard Stern and Tarantino outted him about other drugs on the show so that probably didnt go over to well and you know he gets the good shit from Maddox

Oh I miss the old days when Angie wore vials of blood and made out with her brother... It was all less complicated


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Over the weekend we all heard how Hohans crack den was broken into. Yesterday Crackie decided to Twitter that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken... just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me."

The Chicago Sun-Times says that some of those things that "meant a lot" to her include "very incriminating videos and photos." A source added that Blohan will be all sorts of embarrassed if any of it got out

Ok I have to ask and maybe the voices in my head will answer me

1. Why would you keep compromising photos of yourself? You seriously cant be that dumb wait we are talking about Lohan...
2. If there's a valid reason for question #1 - which im trying to think of one and its making my brain hurt. But if you're going to keep them, can't your Orange WHORE ASS afford a safety deposit box in Switzerland? At the very least, give them to your attorney.

Linds we have seen you on vid or was it pics who knows it was her snorting blow and flashing your vag all over Hollywood I honestly dont think you can sink any lower then your career...

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This Weeks OK Magazine

And here we have our weekly round up... It gives me a case of the Yawwwwwwwwwns

While Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt headed to France to work on their relationship — after all, it’s where they shacked up when Angie was expecting their twins, Knox and Vivienne — a Jolie-Pitt insider reveals that the couple’s retreat has gotten off to a very rough start. “Brad has been adamant that Angie spend time with the family and focus on them with as much passion and energy as she does all her project,” the source explains to OK!.

However, “right after they got to France, Brad found a box of scripts that Angie had said she wanted to read. She and Brad got into a fight over it. Angie stormed out of the room and went into the bedroom.” And shes sick of him drinking

.. Ummm yeah dont they have like a 50 room house or some shit like that I hardly see him sleeping on a couch somewhere... wait let me guess he was SEXTING Jenny.. lame.. And so what if Brad needs some Jesus Juice to get thru the day kids will do that to you she should sleep on the couch for making such a statement

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Jon Gosselin Says Kids Refuse To Film

MSNBC reports: Jon and Kate Gosselin’s 5-year-old sextuplets and 8-year-old twins are starting to rebel against the constant taping of their lives.

The kids staged a sit-in — a revolt,” Jon Gosselin told Life & Style on Aug. 13. “They didn’t want to work today.”

This isn’t the first time the kids haven’t wanted to “work.” On Aug. 7, after a day of filming for TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” the magazine reports that the eight Gosselin kids were pressured into continuing to film beyond their wishes.

An eyewitness told the magazine that “once the kids returned home, the film crew kept yelling at them to film more outside. They seemed really tired, but the crew kept pushing them.”

A rep from TLC denied the report, saying “the assertion is utterly baseless.”

Hey kids co-carts and ATV's dont grow on trees time to earn your keep! And daddy needs extra cash for his ho's...

If these were my kids I would show them a hard days work and make a sweatshop in the garage for my dream winery.. They would work 16 hours a day and I would make them eat Monkey Munch.. Oh Im kidding..kinda

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Well here we have Kate ( respect her privacy at this time.. eye roll)as she goes on about her life, kids, Jon and the divorce on Larry King Live

It isnt anything we havent heard before from either of these 2.. Same story different show, different tabloid etc etc..

I will say she was pretty calm and her Reverse Mullet stayed in check.. To me she seemed very well rehearsed .. As im saying this im looking over my shoulder in fear of the mullet... I will say no more..

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A Crackie Could Be Coming To Your Hood

As we all heard Linds crackden was broken into and a bunch of shit was stolen well according to Radar Online her neighbors want her out

“The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house,” a neighbor told “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.”

The star was targeted for a second time at her rented home after thieves made off with a safe, bags, jewelry and shoes belonging to the actress. The first robbery was reported in May and the latest one occurred in the early hours of Sunday morning. Detectives at the Hollywood police station are currently reviewing video footage which reportedly caught three men leaving the house aka her drug dealers

Linds is looking for a new place to stay so is there an available crackhouse in your neighborhood? I'd invite her to my neighborhood but she would buy up all the good drugs and I cant have that.. Yeah I know im selfish...

Candy Spelling Gets Her Own Show

In an exclusive interview Candy Spelling revealed to that she is going to have her very own television show. Even though the mother daughter duo have been famously estranged lately, Tori Spelling told us that her mom having her own show “would be great.”

As the wife of television mogul Aaron Spelling, Candy is no stranger to hit shows. At the I’m Every Woman non-profit organization book signing on Saturday Candy talked about her possible foray into TV, saying “Yes, there is,” going to be a show. But Candy is not following in her daughter Tori’s footsteps - her show will be scripted. “I wouldn’t do a reality show,” the author of Stories from Candyland said.

Sad cuz I would really love to see the crazy come out in Candy

Later Saturday night at the Much Love Animal Rescue & Secure-A-Pets Summer fundraiser, Bow Wow Wow of Howlywood, Tori was suprised by the news that her mom was going to have her own show but was supportive, saying “I wish her the best.” Maybe a reconciliation between the two women isn’t too far off?

I never watched Toris reality show but I did watch the other show she did called Notorious which was suppose to be based on her life and it was pretty funny how she portrayed her mother... Gift wrapping rooms, glass figurine rooms, and if you ever came over to visit her you had to bring a gift.. I always got that Mommy Dearest Vibe from Candy I mean what 16 year wouldnt want a nose job for their birthday aside from a bottle of Boones??

Paulas New Gig

Paula Abdul will bring the crazy to VH1 and will host Vh1's Divas Live on September 17th... they lured her with Viocdens..

Paula was in talks with ABC for a role on Ugly Betty and a judge spot on Dancing with the Has-Beens, but that didn't work out, because theres a no drinking rule on the set of either show.. Lame..

After four years, Divas Live will return with a line-up which includes: Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Adele, Leona Lewis and Jordin Sparks. ummmm

This is the diva list??? What no Britney Spears??


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Lemonade Anyone??

Yesterday in Reading, Jon and six members of his whiney children sold lemonade for a local firefighters charity while cameras were rolling. Of course anyway to get publicity... what no Monkey Munch??

Instead of focusing on the charity Jon yet again had to turn it all around and make it all about him by wear a shirt that says LIES LIES LIES LIES.. Yes Jon we all know you lie so why advertise it?? Its like the local crackie wearing a shirt that says I love drugs.. duh..

Im sure Kate and her reverse mullet will have something to say about this when she appears on Larry King this week because what she has to say the world needs to know...

Wino Sues Blaaaake's Mother!!!

Amy Winehouse is suing her former mother-in-law for selling one of her love letters addressed to her son, Blake Fielder-Civil.

It was written while he was serving time for assault and perverting justice and his mother, Georgette, intercepted it!

I find it funny that Amy actually remembers writing a letter to Blaaaaaaaaaaaaake when he was in the clink who knew a crackie would have a such a good memory..

Amy is suing for copyright infringement and £50,000 compensation

Well she does have a habit to support drugs arent cheap and if you dont pay your dealer your shit gets robbed.. eh hem Lohan...

It seems since being back in London shes back to her old ways.. such a waste of talent