Different Mag Same Crack Stories

Lindsay Lohan went to Paris last week to unveil her new fashion line and to everyones shocking suprise it failed.. So what does a Crackie to do well party like its 1999!.. Break out the booze, coke, and start huffing on an exhaust pipe .. yes I think shes that desperate.. Heres the latest from Star Mag:

The once-promising actress collapsed during a week-long party, as her vodka, cocaine and prescription pills habits caught up with her. Now as Star reports in its Oct. 26 issue — on newsstands now — her few remaining friends fear it is too late to save her. “She’s a wreck, a mess, a disaster,” one tells Star. “She an obituary waiting to happen.” Despite three trips to rehab and two DUI arrests, all before her 23rd birthday, Linds cannot stop herself from drowning her sorrows. Even the night before her big runway debut with her Emanuel Ungaro clothing line she was up till dawn partying. And once the scathing reviews were in for her line, things got worse. “She was crushed,” says one insider who saw her at a bash thrown by photographer Mario Testino. “Her eyes were red and puffy, and at one point she started shouting and tearing up.” Soon after, Lindsay collapsed on a couch and passed out. “Her friends had to get her out of there before things got any worse.”...One of Lindsay's friends adds, “She’s definitely hit rock bottom. The next level is six feet under.”

and when this says friends TRANSLATION DRUG DEALER AND HER ENABLERS.. side eye to White Oprah

Dead by Xmas but hey White Oprah you have 2 more kids to whore out.. price of fame....

Michael Stages An Intervention

And annouces it to any media outlet that will listen to him.. Ok Im not all that familiar with Interventions but from what I understand the person going into rehab isnt suppose to know right?? Oh wait now I get it because everyone knows that the ONLY way to stage an intervention is by running to the tabloids. Silly me.. Anything to stay revelant


Michael called,emailed,showed up in person to whomever at Radaronline would listen to him and said:

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way. But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing. When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her. If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing

Seriously I cant even call these to people parents because parents actually give a damn about their children. Yes Crackie should be responsible for her own actions she old enough but one would think her so-called parents would have intervened a long time ago if for no other reason than to keep their meal ticket alive as long as possible..

I wouldnt be shocked either if Michael called A&E to put her on Intervention

White Oprah Makes An Annoucement

And its not about her troubled daughter or the fact that she wants to help her daughter, or to admit her daughter into rehab.. Nah why bother when you can soak off whats left of your crackhead of a daughters fame..

NOPE its all about Dina THE SELF ABSORBED Mother of The Year


Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet( and now crackhead because shes surrounded by ENABLERS.. SIDE EYE TO DINA) Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes.com retail designer ladies footwear stores.

Other celebrities that have sold millions of shoes include: Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Star Jones, Carlos Santana and more.

LoveMyShoes.com hopes to have Dina's shoes available world-wide from coast to coast by Mother's Day. She will be appearing as a shoe fashionista later this on month on television and radio commercials. The shoe store chain was founded on Long Island, home of the Lohan family.


Im sure these shoes will have that Frederick of Hollywood feel to them... Ali does need some new shoes for Amateur night

HEY DINA TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAMN KIDS!

4TH,5TH,6TH TIME A CHARM??

Linds my favorite Crackie has claimed to be sober ever since leaving rehab and yeah the moon is made of cheese.. Anyblow

Hollywood Scoop reports:

Inside sources tell Hollyscoop that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after a blow-up fight with Samantha Ronson. Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly "threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend's door" during a heated fight. The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises. The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time! It’s official! Lindsay is a mess! Her family and friends have a right to be concerned for her health and her safety. She’s clearly a threat to herself and those around her!

I find it funny though how they let her little sister hang out with her and partying up like 2 ho's on Strawberry Boone at every night club in town.. the whole family needs rehab Im sure they could probably get a discount...

And Linds keep the needle out of your lips

Shocking Someone Really Did Rob Crackie

and it wasnt herself.. Well whaddya know..

People reports that 18-year-old Nick Prugo was busted yesterday morning for allegedly breaking into the homes of Lohan and Audrina Patridge. Nick was charged with felony burglary and is currently in a jail cell on $20,000 bail. This isn't Nick's first time at the butt rape party. Nick was arrested last month and he was also convicted on September 4th for possessing a narcotic controlled substance.

I wonder if they found Lohans dignity as well

Dina chirped in because shes a good mother and all (eyeroll) Yes, we have found him, God is good.".. God should of struck her down after that came out of her mouth

Im still skeptical though that Crackie didnt have something to do with it.. Missing 2 mill worth of jewels and she hasnt worked in months.. Its funny how this kid gets tossed in the slammer, but Crackie steals, carjacks, wears OTHER peoples' pants with coke in them and is walking the streets?

LIFE & STYLE

Life & Style reports that since Dina is MIA Linds has been taking care of her younger sister.(you know showing her how to snort blow and then have a meltdown on Twitter) The two have been doing regular sister bonding activities like smoking and boozing club until dawn.

One witness who was at L.A.'s Crown bar when Linds and her sis were there said, “Lindsay didn’t coddle her or anything. They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her." And another added, “Both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”


When Life & Style asked Michael Lohan about this, he didn't seem to be worried, “I’m glad Lindsay and Ali remain so close."

When you are blowing your life to Hell and snorting the boog sug up your nose it is always good to have company on the journey.....

Makes me sad this gets the cover story and Patrick just get a corner piece...

Since When Are Vampires Orange...FRECULA !!!

Lindsay Lohan, who has already admitted that she's a major True Blood fanwhore, posted these pictures of her as a vampire on her Twitter from her new crackden apparently hanging out with Jason Segal and her lil sis Allie.. Sorry Linds maybe if it was call Tru Crackie then the director would call you back and since its not well dont sit by the phone


Linds you would have a better chance at getting the role of Nosferatu with that emaciated frame of yours..

Is it just me or do the fangs look like she shoved tampons in her mouth... Im just saying.....

HAPPY LABOR DAY!

Oh Hohan keep up your fuckery it just makes my day

Celebu-TARD...

Over the weekend we all heard how Hohans crack den was broken into. Yesterday Crackie decided to Twitter that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken... just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me."

The Chicago Sun-Times says that some of those things that "meant a lot" to her include "very incriminating videos and photos." A source added that Blohan will be all sorts of embarrassed if any of it got out

Ok I have to ask and maybe the voices in my head will answer me

1. Why would you keep compromising photos of yourself? You seriously cant be that dumb wait we are talking about Lohan...
2. If there's a valid reason for question #1 - which im trying to think of one and its making my brain hurt. But if you're going to keep them, can't your Orange WHORE ASS afford a safety deposit box in Switzerland? At the very least, give them to your attorney.

Linds we have seen you on vid or was it pics who knows it was her snorting blow and flashing your vag all over Hollywood I honestly dont think you can sink any lower then your career...

sextape in 5..4...3..

Lindsey Robbed Again...

For the second time in three months,Lohans crack den has been broken into! When she got home from NYC this morning (walk of shame they mean), she found out that someone tried to rip the safe out of the wall and stolen a bunch of watches (yeah cuz Lindsey knows how to tell time). Apparently, it was all caught on surveillance video.

I thought Lindsey and her dad didnt talk (here I am thinking I know all) but the first person she called was her dad.. Because who can really understand a crack head when they ramble on and on and on and on..

Michael called 911 and then he called US Weekly,Enquirer,OK!,Star,E!News (of course). Michael said he believes it's an inside job, because Lohans assistants conveniently forgot to turn the security system on

This is what Michael said to TMZ "I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop."

Not to be outdone by her ex husband Dina had to put her 2 orange cents in
"Ali and Linds just left me in New York, and left people in charge to pack, as we are moving her to a safer place. She is okay, but upset." to People magazine of course..

Hey Linds in the future when someone gives you drugs you still have to pay for it or your shit gets robbed.. Im here to help