And From the Crack Files

Crackie debuted whatever she was doing with Ungaro this week and lets just say the reviews were less then nice

WWD called the collection, designed by Estrella Archs, a complete "embarrassment." They also said, "As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case during chez Ungaro’s post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and 'creative directed' by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies? For Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection 'had to be designed very quickly.' Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, non-skilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about

And Linds just because your mother says you are pretty..... nevermind

She could make a living on the reasons why not to do Meth.. Oh Crackie!
Again shes 23....

LIFE & STYLE

Life & Style reports that since Dina is MIA Linds has been taking care of her younger sister.(you know showing her how to snort blow and then have a meltdown on Twitter) The two have been doing regular sister bonding activities like smoking and boozing club until dawn.

One witness who was at L.A.'s Crown bar when Linds and her sis were there said, “Lindsay didn’t coddle her or anything. They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her." And another added, “Both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”


When Life & Style asked Michael Lohan about this, he didn't seem to be worried, “I’m glad Lindsay and Ali remain so close."

When you are blowing your life to Hell and snorting the boog sug up your nose it is always good to have company on the journey.....

Makes me sad this gets the cover story and Patrick just get a corner piece...

And In Stupid News.. Crackie

How stupid can Lohan be.. I know I say this a lot.. We all heard how her crack den got broken into and here are pics from her camera outside of her house.. I didnt think it was her till I saw that stupid shirt she was wearing the other day you know the one where she looks like a bed sheet got stuck to her (see below)... Smart and beautiful.. I know..

Either she was doing some really good drugs and thought she robbed someone else house or shes just a dumb dumb stupid ORANGE girl.. Shes probably putting in an insurance claim I know the kind.. Next time you rob your own house try wearing a ski mask..

Apparently you will do anything for attention expect a news conference from Dina Lohan aka White Oprah

A Crackie Could Be Coming To Your Hood

As we all heard Linds crackden was broken into and a bunch of shit was stolen well according to Radar Online her neighbors want her out

“The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house,” a neighbor told RadarOnline.com. “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.”

The star was targeted for a second time at her rented home after thieves made off with a safe, bags, jewelry and shoes belonging to the actress. The first robbery was reported in May and the latest one occurred in the early hours of Sunday morning. Detectives at the Hollywood police station are currently reviewing video footage which reportedly caught three men leaving the house aka her drug dealers

Linds is looking for a new place to stay so is there an available crackhouse in your neighborhood? I'd invite her to my neighborhood but she would buy up all the good drugs and I cant have that.. Yeah I know im selfish...

Lindsey Robbed Again...

For the second time in three months,Lohans crack den has been broken into! When she got home from NYC this morning (walk of shame they mean), she found out that someone tried to rip the safe out of the wall and stolen a bunch of watches (yeah cuz Lindsey knows how to tell time). Apparently, it was all caught on surveillance video.

I thought Lindsey and her dad didnt talk (here I am thinking I know all) but the first person she called was her dad.. Because who can really understand a crack head when they ramble on and on and on and on..

Michael called 911 and then he called US Weekly,Enquirer,OK!,Star,E!News (of course). Michael said he believes it's an inside job, because Lohans assistants conveniently forgot to turn the security system on

This is what Michael said to TMZ "I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop."

Not to be outdone by her ex husband Dina had to put her 2 orange cents in
"Ali and Linds just left me in New York, and left people in charge to pack, as we are moving her to a safer place. She is okay, but upset." to People magazine of course..

Hey Linds in the future when someone gives you drugs you still have to pay for it or your shit gets robbed.. Im here to help

Heres An Idea...

How bout you put on a bra Lindsey!.. Here is Lindsey and her nipples as shes strutting down the streets of SoHo lookin all classy.. yeah I laughed at that too... WTF is she wearing a sheet for a shirt? She must of gotten dressed in the dark again or just did the roll and go and the sheet just stuck to her.. she maybe onto something

I thought Linds was broke but these days we see her out and about shopping for clothes etc.. oh yeah I forgot shes not spending her money but Samanthas money.. I shouldnt say that Lindsey does buy things.. drugs,cigs, and the must have RedBull

Yeah Lindsey I want to cover my eyes when I see your mug too

Oh Crackie

Heres Lindsey after climbing out of her crack den with her new inflated lips..
Even Vanity Fair is speculating that it’s a case of the bad injections.
Linds spent the day shopping with her 40 year old sister and arrived at dinner in a cab.. Nothing wrong with taking a cab but this girl used to use SUVS only, I guess the boog sug is hitting her hard in the wallet.

And my final note I always forget shes only 23...ROUGH

Oompa Loompa Sighting...

No no no just kidding its Lohan sporting well her favorite color ORANGE!

I seriously want to take a Brillo Pad to get that Whoreanous look off orange off of her skin.. Well McCrackie bolted from her movie set to NYC to come to the premier of Inglourious Basterds and of course the AFTER PARTY... You know to um network.. (cough cough free drugs..free booze.. cough cough)

By looking at this pic I can just see that nasty poo mist dripping off of her..

Shes one of those girls that you see that look good from afar but FAR FROM GOOD..

I need a shower now..

Oompa Loompa I Mean...

Lindsey Lohan on her latest movie called Machete I wonder what role she got cast in if anything from this picture I would guess the crazy crackie at the park. I really wish I could say something nice (when do I ever) but I just cant. I really try to find the good in everyone.. Yeah I dont even believe myself.. AnyOrange

Where do I start? The blonde hair, the nappy weave, her skinny ass frame, or the fact that's she freaking orange,blotchy and looks like crackhead..

This should be a box office hit her co-star is Jessica Alba yeah cuz shes in all the good movies.....


Remember when LL looked like this???

Alien Sighting in Boston..

Posh Beckham got her alien head out of her ass and is in Boston today to sit in as the guest judge on American Idol for callbacks. Posh's peeps said that she has no plans to become the permanent fourth judge. However, it does look like she has plans to scare the fuck out of whoever walks through with her plastic face.

No emotion.. no tears, laughs, or smiles ahhh the joys of botox... I'd tell my friend Lisa but 33 arrived and I got the boot... whorey tales... anywhoreyness

**Clarify Lisa does not need botox - shes a HOT MAMACITA...

And that Lohan spraytan poomist isnt doing you any justice...

BILLY PAAAAAAAAAAAARTIED LIKE A ROCK STAAAH

TMZ says the following drugs were detected in his system: Vicodin, Oxycodone, Xanax, Valium, benzoylecgonine (byproduct of cocaine) and temazepam (anti-anxiety). They also found booze.


I was quite shocked when I read this then again this man could talk and talk and talk ... Now that I think about maybe he was on the boog sug!!! Seriously there is nothing worse then being around a cokey who goes on and on and on about absolutely nothing and then tries to grab at air biscuits in between sentences .. .. At least Billy had a point or at least I think he did... Then again at 3am anything makes sense to me like my neighbor walking outside at night naked


Billys wife released this statement

We are extremely disappointed by the press release released by the Hillsborough County medical examiner's office. We believe it contains speculative conclusions that are frankly unnecessary and tend to obscure the conclusion that Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension, which only demonstrates how important it is to regularly monitor one's health.

Given the hectic nature and pace of Billy's life, especially during the past 10 months of his exhaustive travel across the country, it was not surprising to hear that hypertension was the cause of his death. We were totally unaware of any non prescription drug usage and are actively considering an independent evaluation of the autopsy results.

As those who were close to Billy knew, he had been in chronic pain for more than two years and was about to have his third hip surgery in 18 months. His use of prescription pain medication for his hip condition was guided by his physician and was at recommended usage levels. This has been a very difficult period for our family and we appreciate the respect for our privacy that Billy's many clients, fans and members of the media have extended. We appreciate your continued thoughts and prayers for the family and will not have any immediate comment beyond this statement."

Lohan is that you??

Orange skin check... Fake wig (thanks for taking my stalking tip) check... Passed out on a cart check...

NO NO NO its not her!!! Or any OTHER celebutard for that matter.. ITS AN OOMPA LOOMPA... Apparently the little guy had too much Jesus Juice in Miami and passed out at least they are carting him out its better then stumbling and fall in a patch of mud... guilty...