And From the Crack Files

Crackie debuted whatever she was doing with Ungaro this week and lets just say the reviews were less then nice

WWD called the collection, designed by Estrella Archs, a complete "embarrassment." They also said, "As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case during chez Ungaro’s post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and 'creative directed' by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies? For Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection 'had to be designed very quickly.' Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, non-skilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about

And Linds just because your mother says you are pretty..... nevermind

She could make a living on the reasons why not to do Meth.. Oh Crackie!
Again shes 23....

Crackie News..

In an interview with Access Hollywood, Lohan aka Frecula says that she's fine media in her life all the time, because it's what she's always wanted. She said, “Everyone goes through tough times and the second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the camera … I think I’ve always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids when I was in middle school. It’s kind of something you sign up for in the beginning and if you really want it, you know that comes with it."

Crackie Translation: she's grateful they still talk about her and take her pic... keep sending cracked out twitter updates,flash your vag for all to see and trust us WE DONT.., and dont wear a bra.. great role model

Again this Crackie is 23 YIKES! Coke does a body good.. click the image if you dare..

Lindsay Lohan To Pose Naked In Playboy

According SFGate, Lindsay Lohan was reportedly offered $900,000 to pose naked for Playboy. According to reports to has turned it down... well she does have 2 million worth of jewerly.. oh wait that was stolen (cough cough bullshit)

I dont know what Playboy was thinking offer her 900k.. I need to have a talk with them because they know nothing about negotations with a crackie.. Start off by offering her some blow and some booze and when she says no again offer some crack Im sure she will jump on the offer

Its nice to see Lohan wearing a bra finally.... Im ending on a positive note