Lindsay Lohan was hired to do something in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window.
Crackie thought the room was for her.. Well what do you expect she thought she was in heaven with all those mirrors I cant blame the ho
But when B’s entourage arrived – 70 strong – Crackie was told to beat it telling reporters later that:
"I've been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn't like it."
Yeah Linds its kinda of buzz kill when you are the only cracked out one see Singapore doesnt stand for drugs
And Linds brought along her um 16 (cough cough 40 ) year old sister with her.. Umm shouldnt she be in school.. oh wait shes going to the school of Lohan .. shes learning to hide her coke and when someone finds it on you, you claim that the pants,shirt,bra (if she even wears one), shoes, bag isnt yours.. and oh yeah if you get a really bad hangover just check in to rehab
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Jon and Kate's marriage was officially end in November, but now he's asking the court to delay it for 90 days. In the documents, Jon states: “Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it. I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”
Jons lawyer added He is hoping to inspire his wife to become less rigid, inflexible and controlling and open up. We’re hoping Jon and Kate can sit down together and start exploring what to do about their situation. Once they do that, the rest will fall into place.”
Jon's lawyer better watch his back or go into the witness protection plan, the Reverse Mullet on Kates head is not one to be f*cked with!
Jon's gotta be in full-on panic mode now that he just got a huge pay cut. Did he seriously think he could afford rent on his NYC pad, party with 22 year olds and travel everywhere without a job AND pay child support for his 8 kids...
The latest celeb to go to rehab is KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYE WEST..
some sources are telling Star Magazine that there's a chance Kanye could have a problem with the Jesus Juice. Before Kanye made an ass out of himself and ruining Taylor Swifts moment, he had been getting tipsy on Henny all night. Kanye blamed the BOOZE for what he said.. Kanye dont ever blame the booze.. booze is your friend. So now he thinks he needs rehab.. I dont think they have a rehab for EGOMANIACS and I think a good swift kick in the head would be more useful. Personally I think he would of jumped on stage regardless of his boozeyness because yes Kanye is that much of a dick
I love how celebs use rehab for saying sorry for something they did or feel they need rehab because they have a really bad hangover.. and just because you pass out with your shoes on.. wait.. nevermind..
MSNBC's The Scoop says that sources close to Kanye haven't heard about him checking into rehab right after he finishes his Fame Kills tour with Lady GaGa in a few months
And im sure he will have cameras there to document the whole thing because well everything revolves around Kanye
The New York City Medical Examiner has ruled DJ AM's cause of death as an accidental drug overdose. They added that in their opinion he didn't commit suicide.
The M.E. said they found cocaine (crack or powder), OxyContin, Xanax, Vicodin, Ativan, Benadryl, Klonopin and Levamisole (a drug used to cure cocaine). The M.E. wouldn't say whether or not DJ AM had any prescriptions for the stuff found in his system.
The full report will not be released to the media.
I do feel for his family and no disrespect but having all those drugs in your system how can this be rule accidental?? He had enough drugs in him to make Amy WineHouse look clean...
Britney has come out with yet another Greatest Hit CD collection if you have seen K-Fed feeding him these days doesnt come cheap... Her new song is called 3 and you all know I do love my Britters but with in the first 3 seconds of this song I got a headache..
Brit needs to bring the crazy back..only in due time conservatorship is over real soon.. Bring back the crazy umbrella swinging ways!
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and you all know im gonna listen to this all day now
Swiss authorities arrested Roman at the request of the U.S. based on a warrant issued all the waaaay back in the olden times (aka 1978). Roman started running after he pleaded guilty to drugging a 13-year-old girl and having sex with her during a photo shoot at Jack Nicholson's house in 1977. Before he could be sentenced, Roman busted out of the US and has been living in France
This past July, Roman asked a California court to consider his request to throw the case out. The judge said he wouldn't even consider it if Roman didn't come to the U.S.
The victim, Samantha Geimer, has previously asked that all the charges be dropped, because everyone knowing about the details of that day causes harm to her, her husband and her children.
Roman is now being held by Swiss authorities and they are waiting on an official extradition request from the U.S.
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, will make it legal this Sunday after dating for about a month.. According to the NYDN, there was a small bidding war between People, UsWeekly and OK! Magazine for the exclusive pictures of the wedding.
Apparently, OK! Magazine won out and will hand over $300,000 to Khloe... Yes you read that right 300k
Yes I did the eyeroll as well when I read this...
I sadly yes watched the Kardashian's E show for about 15 minutes and it was filled with Kholoe's foul mouth who doesnt love a fouled mouth girl but the thing that fascinated me with the show was Bruce's face I couldnt keep my eyes off of it..
Either theres a babeh on the way or a sad publicity stunt
And E! needs to be bitch slapped for becoming HoTV
Theres all types of talk over in East Cleveland after pictures of the mayor surfaced dressed up in drag and not looking very sessy doing it. Im all about if you got it flaunt it but Eric put the wig back in your moms closet!.. The Mayor did not confirm nor did he deny that he likes dressing up in lingerie and heels who doesnt after a long day at the office with a tini in hand..
I first saw his pic and it didnt even register it was RANDY QUAID.. the Charles Manson beard threw me off and well I was hypnotized by his wife glare.. its Friday..
Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were busted in Marfa, Texas yesterday after Santa Barbara County in CA issued an arrest warrant against the two for skipping out on a $5,546.96. hotel bill. Both the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara and also the Hotel Bel-Air WITHOUT PAYING UP!
Randy and Evi paid their $20k bail and are back on the loose
Randy and Evi issued a hand-written statement to TMZ claiming they didn't stiff anyone. They also attached a copy of a cashiers check they used to pay their bill at the San Ysidro Ranch
According to Star Magazine, Pamela owes nearly $1.2 million to contractors for work they did on her Malibu mansion last year. They want their money! Jay Bruder of Bruder Construction said Pam owes his company $674k for "for labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.” Jay added, “A lot of people are owed a lot of money." Jim Brown, whose company also worked on Pammy's house, said, “Putting food on the table isn’t easy in this economy. When someone doesn’t pay their bills, it’s that much harder!”
The California Franchise Tax Board is also waiting to see a check from Pamela for $252,360.
Anderson is currently in New Zealand avoiding creditors by debuting her new fashion line with Richie Richie ..
I cant say shes looking all that horrible but then again look what shes standing next to
Pammy lay off the botox its not helping at least she has enough money to buy a Sharpie and draw on her eyebrows.. SESSY...
Mackenzie not only said that she had a sexual relationship with her father, John Phillips, after he raped her, but she also said that she became pregnant at the end of their 10-year "affair." Mackenzie wasn't sure if the baby was her father's or her then-husband's, so she had an abortion. After that, she stopped having sex with her father and never let him touch her again.
Shortly after the interview aired, Michelle Phillips spoke to Showbiz411's Roger Friedman and said Mackenzie is telling lies to sell copies of her book
“She told me, then she called me back and said, ‘You know I’m joking.' I said it wasn’t funny. Mackenzie said, ‘I guess we have different senses of humor.’ John was a bad parent, and a drug addict. But fucking his daughter? If she thinks it’s true, why isn’t she with a good psychiatrist on a couch? I think it’s unconscionable that Oprah would let her do her show. I have every reason to believe it’s untrue. Oprah should be more judicious about who she has on her show."
"Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness. She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab’ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed.”
“Mackenzie is jealous of her siblings, who have accomplished a lot and did not become drug addicts.” ummm hello Bijou Phillips? resident crackie in Hollywood
This all too crazy for me to even comment
Michelle's daughter and Mackenzie's half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told UsWeekly that she found out about it in 1997. Mackenzie called her and dropped that shit right on her head. Chynna said, "I knew it was true. I mean, who in their right mind would make such a claim if it wasn't true
MacKenzie Phillips is due to appear on Oprah tomorrow with shocking allegations about her and her father.. Insert creepy all over this story...
In her new tell-all book High on Arrival, Mackenzie says that she had sex with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas> According to People:
On the Night before her wedding her father tried to stop her.
Mackenzie writes, "I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad's bed. My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father. Had this happened before? I didn't know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it. For a moment I was in my body, in that horrible truth, and then I slid back into a blackout."
On her show One Day At a Time she says that the relationship with her father became consenual: I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me. One night Dad said, 'We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.' He was completely delusional. No, I thought, we're going to hell for this."
TMZ says that K-FED is trying to drop the doughboy look on the new season of Vh1's Celebrity Fit Club along Shar Jackson (baby mama mmmm suspect), Nicole Eggert and Bobby Brown... Shouldnt Bobby Brown be locked up somewhere for not paying child support.. Anydeadbeat..
I always thought K-Well Fed was putting on the weight for some reason like he wanted a celebrity endorsement from Nutrisystem or Biggest Loser, Fit Club, etc. Here we are all thinking he was some dumb hillbilly... I also suspect that him and Shar had a deal going on for him to marry Britney and get her money.. You will all see how right I was and I will point and laugh at all of you..It does take an awful lot of work to get that fat that fast. And I should know, I'm a 3 ton walrus. Ok, not really, I just like the sound of that
And Bobby does have the advantage over probably everyone well with his crack diet.. CRACK IS WHACK!!
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TMZ reports that The Hoff's 17-year-old daughter Hailey called her mother Pamela telling her that he drunk once again.One of Pamela's friends immediately called 911 and the paramedics showed up to take The Hoff's intoxicated ass to the hospital to sleep it off..
The Hoff was supposed to be released last night. His reps wouldn't comment.
According to Radar, this is the fifth time in just a few years that The Hoff had to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. The Hoff's reps have denied this over and over again.
We all see Hoff on Americas Got Talent dont be shocked if you see him on A&E's Intervention!!
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Linds my favorite Crackie has claimed to be sober ever since leaving rehab and yeah the moon is made of cheese.. Anyblow
Hollywood Scoop reports:
Inside sources tell Hollyscoop that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after a blow-up fight with Samantha Ronson. Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly "threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend's door" during a heated fight. The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises. The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time! It’s official! Lindsay is a mess! Her family and friends have a right to be concerned for her health and her safety. She’s clearly a threat to herself and those around her!
I find it funny though how they let her little sister hang out with her and partying up like 2 ho's on Strawberry Boone at every night club in town.. the whole family needs rehab Im sure they could probably get a discount...
According to sources , Khloe Kardashian is going to marry L.A. Lakers player Lamar Odom, who she has been dating for approximately oh I dont know a week?? And will probably divorce him in months.. Why get married and ruin the fun.. Oh I kid.. well kinda..
Sources confirm the news to People, E! and UsWeekly. The source said, "Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the season starts up. They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon. They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas, CA."
And by source we mean the whole Kardashian clan.. Im sure they have E on speedial
People reports that 18-year-old Nick Prugo was busted yesterday morning for allegedly breaking into the homes of Lohan and Audrina Patridge. Nick was charged with felony burglary and is currently in a jail cell on $20,000 bail. This isn't Nick's first time at the butt rape party. Nick was arrested last month and he was also convicted on September 4th for possessing a narcotic controlled substance.
I wonder if they found Lohans dignity as well
Dina chirped in because shes a good mother and all (eyeroll) Yes, we have found him, God is good.".. God should of struck her down after that came out of her mouth
Im still skeptical though that Crackie didnt have something to do with it.. Missing 2 mill worth of jewels and she hasnt worked in months.. Its funny how this kid gets tossed in the slammer, but Crackie steals, carjacks, wears OTHER peoples' pants with coke in them and is walking the streets?
On Monday, Jessica Simpson's five-year old maltipoo was taken in front of her by a COYOTE
Jessica Simpson put up missing signs all over the place offering a reward for any information on the whereabouts of her dog that got taken by a COYOTE
She even hired a professional pet finding company to send voicemails to 1,000 of her neighbors for any information on the whereabouts of her dog that got taken by a COYOTE.... Do you see where I am going with this??
Via her Twitter:
Still holding out hope despite the assholes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby...why would I stop searching? I'm a mom.
Yes this is sad (im not a complete jerk) to have your animal die on you or taken and probably eaten alive but lets get real Jessica your dog was not taken by Wiley Coyote and I hardly think your little pooch is being held in the back of an ACME van as Wiley Coyote thinks up a ransom amount while still plotting to capture the Road Runner...BEEP BEEP
Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary passed away in a Connecticut hospital yesterday from leukemia. Mary was 72.
"I have no idea what it will be like to have no Mary in my world, in my life, or on stage to sing with. But I do know there will always be a hole in my heart, a place where she will always exist that will never be filled by any other person. However painful her passing is, I am forever grateful for Mary and her place in my life.” - Paul Yarrow
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The National Enquirer reports that Burt was forced into rehab after he was taken to a mental facility. A source says that Burt was found bloody and dizzy in his home after he fell down due to too much Jesus Juice and pill-popping. Burt was taken to the hospital, but he started get all crazy, so they checked him into a mental facility. The mental hospital would only release Burt if he went to rehab
Burt's manager wouldn't confirm the rumor about the mental hospital, but they did release this statement:
"After a recent back surgery, Mr. Reynolds felt like he was going through hell and after a while, realized he was a prisoner of prescription pain pills. He checked himself into rehab in order to regain control of his life. Mr. Reynolds hopes his story will help others in a similar situation. He hopes they will not try to solve the problem by themselves, but realize that sometimes it is too tough to do on their own and they should seek help, as he did."
I'd take a bunch of pills to if a surgeon hacked my face up like his...
Life & Style reports that since Dina is MIA Linds has been taking care of her younger sister.(you know showing her how to snort blow and then have a meltdown on Twitter) The two have been doing regular sister bonding activities like smoking and boozing club until dawn.
One witness who was at L.A.'s Crown bar when Linds and her sis were there said, “Lindsay didn’t coddle her or anything. They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her." And another added, “Both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”
When Life & Style asked Michael Lohan about this, he didn't seem to be worried, “I’m glad Lindsay and Ali remain so close."
When you are blowing your life to Hell and snorting the boog sug up your nose it is always good to have company on the journey.....
Makes me sad this gets the cover story and Patrick just get a corner piece...
There were rumors that President Obama declared that Kanye West is a jackass after hearing about "the mic snatchin'." Well, Obama really did say that and TMZ got a hold of the audio, which was recorded right before he was about to do an interview with CNBC.
After the word "jackass" jumped out of his mouth, Obama quickly added, "Nooo. Nooo. I'm assuming all of this. Where's the pool? Cut the president some slack!" But it was too late! The word was already flying around the room.
Obama reacted the same way 90% who saw the debacle did. I lurve him
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