Friday, July 31, 2009

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If Rock of Skanks, Charm School for Ho's, and I Love New York (a man cough cough) Vh1 has now enlisted Kfed excuse me K-WELL Fed with a show, does VH1 have any shame.. Wait Rock of Skanks is on that station.. Everytime I see that show I need to go scrub myself the stds jump thru my TV screen, thats what i tell my doctor anyway.. moving on...

Well heres whats going on

After wrapping up his reality show yesterday [Thursday] at the Vegas Hard Rock Hotel & Casino - Federline partied in Wasted Space with his girlfriend Victoria and a group of 15 friends. Kevin’s VH1 stage crew was shooting most of the night as they sipped on Grey Goose cocktails. At one point Kevin got on stage with the Sin City Sinners and hyped the crowd, bragging that he was intoxicated. Even though they had two comped bottles of Grey Goose, Kevin and his group completely STIFFED the cocktail staff despite great service. He left NO tip. Kevin also looked noticeably heavier. They partied till around 3:00am and left through back door of club in one group. Inside source told us the group was headed back to party in the new Paradise Tower Mega Suite!"

Must be nice to be on the Britters payroll and get paid to be a babysitter.. I can honestly say I will not watch this trainwreck I'd rather be spraytanned with Hohans body spraytan poo mist...

As you can see Kfed isnt missing a meal these days

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Kim KardASShian break up

Reggie saw text messages on Kim's phone from Kanye West and flipped out on her," the source tells FOX411.And these weren't your average friendly messages."The texts referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie's imagination running," says the source.When Reggie confronted Kim about it, the couple had a huge blow-up, and jealousy issues, which had been pretty much kept out of their relationship until this incident ,surfaced, according to the insider."They realized there were trust issues on both sides, and couldn't go forward," says the source.

Ahh the art of sexting personally as huge as an ego as Kayne has im shocked he wasnt texting her how hot he was and just how amazing of a person he is.. Im sure Kayne is ranting on his blog IN CAPS about this.. This is Kaynes world we just live in it....

Kim claimed they broke up due to conflicting schedules with Reggie being a football player and Kim wait what does she do? Oh yeah her craft is being useless

And seriously did she steal that outfit from her mothers closet circa 1985?

Oh Blowhan...

Sources close to Lohan claims she sees real parallels between her life and that of the Monroe and is pitching a remake to Hollywood bosses. According to OK! magazine, director Brett Ratner has already rejected the idea, but Lohan isn't giving up (she should of just showed up on his casting couch) An insider tells the tabloid, "Lindsay is pinning her hopes on getting a remake of 'Some Like It Hot' off the ground. "She's undaunted, but there's no script and there's no money. The only thing Lindsay has to sell is herself. "She sees herself as the second coming of Marilyn Monroe -- misunderstood, talented and in desperate need of an incredible film vehicle that will truly showcase her talents."

Seriously what world or what drugs is this girl on because she needs to share some. Did I just read that right or are aliens f'ing with my head (it happens ) but there is no money, no director and no script... Ummmm Im not a hollywood actor or anything but the last time I read I think you need to have those in order for anything to get off the ground.. Her last good movie was Mean Girls and it was just downhill from there. She has a new spray tan out that makes you look like poo that she ripped off from someone else, and gross ass leggins that I wouldnt wear even it was paid to.. wait a minute yes I would I have no shame..


VH1 just found out how high "The Price of Beauty" can be. Jessica Simpson (above) is scheduled to start shooting the new show next week and travel to seven countries examining exotic beauty regimens. But VH1 isn't happy with her budget. "To get her camera-ready each episode will cost $25,000," said our source. "She insists on using her own hair, makeup and fashion stylists, who are more expensive than J.Lo's."

Blonde Ambition (grossed $384 at the box office) and Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous (went straight to DVD) were complete failures along with her record that tanked as well..

Jessicas career hasnt been all that sucessful and neither has her love life side eye to Tony RoHo. Im sure VH1 is excited they made this deal...

I cant imagine sitting thru this hour or half hour show of Jessica running around like a complete ditz and getting paid 25k an episode.. where did I go wrong

Next stop Playboy..only a matter of time and oh yeah it will be done in a classy manner...

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And the Babys Momma is...Samantha Burke..

Sources say DNA tests confirmed that the baby is in fact Jude's. Samantha's attorney released this statement to TMZ: "Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.

Yeah I heard the name and said WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???? Its confirmed that shes gonna name the baby Mo Monay' Law kidding... This is how its done ladies screw getting hit in crosswalk wait what is more painful?? Getting hit by a car or having a baby Ill have to think about this one and get back to ya..

This is Judes 4th kid damn hes got Kfed or should I say K-Well Fed (if you see recent pictures you will understand)beat.. Jude its apparent your boys can swim did a condom ever come to mind they can be found at your local Rite Aid.. Speaking of Rite Aid wine tasting at 4pm... mmm wine...

Thursday, July 30, 2009


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Good Lord More of Kara...

E!'s Marc Malkin has confirmed that Kara will reprise her role as on American Idol. One word LAME... A source said, "Her deal is done. There are no ifs, ands or buts. Done. She will be back."

And Yet Paula cant get what she wants, aside from Viocodens, Percs, vodka, and precious Boones just to name a few.. Word is she wanted close to 20 million and the producers arent budging. As it stands she makes around 4 million for the show and her offer has come down to 12-14 million dollar range...

Who knows what she will get for the show but I'd rather see the crazy then the hem im talking to you Kara Whatsyourname I seriously almost fell asleep typing her name.. Who doesnt love a little crazy or alot in Paulas case that being said maybe Skat Cat should replace her oh who am I kidding Paula Your Forever My Girl....

OH MEL!!!!

Mel Gibson and his new girlfriend (whos knocked up cough cough homewrecker) were at a new club in LA called the PlayHouse when some photog from Life & Style tried to snap a picture of the 2 what happened next was Mel trying to snap him in 2!!- credit the Jesus Juice!

Hollyscoop says that the reporter pretended to be a "fan" and took a picture of Mel and the homewrecker sorry Oksana and Mel's bodyguards immediately grabbed her camera to delete the pictures.

It didnt stop there to get a picture someone else tried to get one and thats when Mel went all crazy on the reporter and opened up a can a whoop ass where the reporter later filed a battery report.. Serioulsy why cant this happen to me, get beat up by a hollywood star and get some loot seems and live off a lawsuit it seems to be the way these days because me standing in a crosswalk waiting for oncoming traffic isnt quite working out for me.. Someday.. good to have goals you know

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Jude Law is Gonna Be a Daddy, yo

Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

Hmm inquiring minds do want to know who the mother is.... Jude has been linked to many stars in H'wood including Cameron Diaz, Sienna "Ill Steal Your Hubby Miller, Octo-Mom no kidding like she needs anymore, and I'll throw in Ho-Han just for good measure you know and at this point who hasnt she been with and hey maybe it will get her back into the limelight like her movie Labor Pains did wait didnt that go direct to dvd hells no it went straight to TV if thats not a slap in the who-ha.. .. Jude needs to call in Maury for some good ole DNA testing..

Jessica Simpson Gets 10k Ring

If you didn't already know Jessica just went through a breakup, you really would have no way of telling from the way she was behaving at the event," an eyewitness told E! News. "She really seemed happy."
Even though Simpson refused to talk to any press while at the event, Joe Simpson says his daughter is doing fine. "She's good. She's doing very good," he said.

Word is Tony Roho dumped Jessica after he found out that John Mayer had been texting.. why women love this guy is beyond me he looks like a corpse! Tony has gone so far as to put her on a do not let in list at the gates of his house.. Has he not heard of ex-sex? Then again she might be the type to show up in a wedding dress and not leave. Maybe she should take some tips from LeahAnn Rimes (note to self something to do this weekend) The last time I got dumped all I got was a case of sads and a bottle of Boones

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Another Hollywood Celebutard out of the hospital aka the pretty white place where you wear form fitting jackets so you can hug yourself all day long. It was reported that Lindsey Hohan told her she needed help after she collasped at a party from exhaustion over the summer, must of been some good drugs thanks for the invite.. Seriously when Hohan tells you you have a problem there must be a problem or maybe she was mad cuz Mischa was snorting up all the good stuff.. Im on to you Lohan!!!

Well as you can see she is out of rehab with that fresh rehab bloat... when will these girls learn.. I swear celebs use going to rehab because they had a really bad hangover.. simple solution lots of water before bed.. Honestly though has anyone actually done that im lucky I dont pass out in my shoes holding the egg and cheese i got from Dunkin Donuts claiming its the best thing I ever had... trust..