K Well Fed Newest Celeb Fit Club Member

TMZ says that K-FED is trying to drop the doughboy look on the new season of Vh1's Celebrity Fit Club along Shar Jackson (baby mama mmmm suspect), Nicole Eggert and Bobby Brown... Shouldnt Bobby Brown be locked up somewhere for not paying child support.. Anydeadbeat..

I always thought K-Well Fed was putting on the weight for some reason like he wanted a celebrity endorsement from Nutrisystem or Biggest Loser, Fit Club, etc. Here we are all thinking he was some dumb hillbilly... I also suspect that him and Shar had a deal going on for him to marry Britney and get her money.. You will all see how right I was and I will point and laugh at all of you..It does take an awful lot of work to get that fat that fast. And I should know, I'm a 3 ton walrus. Ok, not really, I just like the sound of that

And Bobby does have the advantage over probably everyone well with his crack diet.. CRACK IS WHACK!!

CRACKIE TO GET HER OWN REALITY SHOW

Mirror reports:

Lindsay Lohan's life often resembles a soap opera, and now she's rumoured to be going the whole hog with her own TV show. The actress is reportedly in talks to turn her troubled life into a reality programme for the small screen. Cameras will follow the 23-year-old as she attempts to get her career on track with a Hollywood comeback. To help her in the task, Lindsay has called on Britney Spears' manager Larry Rudolph to help with the TV venture. A source told Fox News: "Rudolf is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again..

I will say if Larry Rudolph has anything to do with it, it will probably work,.. He got Britney back on track after her crazy umbrella hitting head shaving ways... sad I miss the crazy...

I dont know if I could watch this after 10 minutes crackheads aren't funny anymore

Paulas New Gig

Paula Abdul will bring the crazy to VH1 and will host Vh1's Divas Live on September 17th... they lured her with Viocdens..

Paula was in talks with ABC for a role on Ugly Betty and a judge spot on Dancing with the Has-Beens, but that didn't work out, because theres a no drinking rule on the set of either show.. Lame..

After four years, Divas Live will return with a line-up which includes: Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Adele, Leona Lewis and Jordin Sparks. ummmm


This is the diva list??? What no Britney Spears??

Britney Spears on Letterman - Click here

Well here we have Britters and her weave appearing on David Letterman and yes in a bikini.. again.. Britney has been photographed in the past few days showing off her new body from all the exercise shes been doing ( cough cough... lipo.. cough cough)

I found the video quite boring so if you feel like going to sleep click the link

If not here is the top 10 List

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy?
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by end of decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

and I posted Bald Britney because she was much more entertaining when she was crazy.. damn meds

Busted Weave

Here we have Britters doing what she does best.. shopping... She has all this money can she not afford a brush? Yeah we all done the roll and go esp after a day of drinking Tequila (eh hem Lisa) Any true boozey knows to A. brush your hair B. brush those toofies and C. take a Puertican Shower (perfume that booze stank)..I'd let Britters slide if she was dabbling in the Jesus Juice but shes not.. Look at that mess on her head its not a hair do ITS A HAIR DONT!!! Seriously that weave looks like its trying to crawl off her head.. Watch out Britters the Reverse Mullet might claim you next.. Actually I dont even think the Reverse Mullet wants any part of that rats nest..

You think Brit would listen to her people or at least her 2 sons when they tell her to fix that F*CKING WEAVE MOMMY...

Oh that Cute Baby Talk

While picking up a bunch of free swag in Los Angeles last week, Britters adorable lil boys entertained the other guests with their language skills. Gatecrasher says that 2-year-old JJ and 3-year-old SPF kept shouting "Oh shit!" over and over again while Brit ignored them.

Some source said, "She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving."

I do the samething when my friends kids tell me they have poopy in their pants I just turn the other way I become insta-def...

Why is it that celebs get all this free expensive shit?? Here I am doing the jig when I get free sample of tampons in the mail...

I was expecting alot worse to come out of these 2 mouths then just shit word.. The "shit" word was so 5 minutes ago by the time I was 2... Making my parents proud at an early age

STEP AWAY .... STEP AWAY

See this is what happens when Daddy Spears is not around and Britters is off her leash! Hohan gets in photo ops with Britney.. See her conservatorship is about up and look shes already posing with this trainwreck.. Hmm what could they possiblly talk about?? Oh yeah her new movie role.. I know I know Ill stop Im giving myself a headache over it too.. The last time these 2 were together Britters busted loose and started flashing her woohaa all over H'wood, passing out at parties, and sporting that stupid pink wig all over LA...

Maybe Hohan needs to be photographed next to Britters more often she looks a bit more sane then her and ummm Linds grab a sandwich you seriously are looking way to thin, that boog sug you keep putting up your nose isnt doing a body good..

I wonder if the DJ was AC... heard they are all the rage.... side eye to Dina Lohan

BRITTERS GETS ALL SHINED UP

Here we have Britney Spears wearing a black dress (minus the straps and holes Mischa was sporting) heading over to a Jazz Club minus her keeper Daddy Spears. Britney washed that thing on her head called a weave and got it all peroxide up reports say it took 9 hours to put this glamourous look together... Am I supposed to be wow'd?? Cuz I'm not. If I spent 9 hours in a salon (supercuts kicks me out after 30 minutes) I'd expect my weave to be giving orders to my entourage and flipping off the paparazzi... Its nice to see Britney has embraced the Lord these days shes probably convinced the voices in her head are actually God talking to her... And last but not least her fav pack of smokes in hand, classy...

Yes Britney I know the lights hurts my eyes at last call too! Just dont open them to quickly or you will be horrified to see who you were talking to all night