CRACKIE TO GET HER OWN REALITY SHOW

Mirror reports:

Lindsay Lohan's life often resembles a soap opera, and now she's rumoured to be going the whole hog with her own TV show. The actress is reportedly in talks to turn her troubled life into a reality programme for the small screen. Cameras will follow the 23-year-old as she attempts to get her career on track with a Hollywood comeback. To help her in the task, Lindsay has called on Britney Spears' manager Larry Rudolph to help with the TV venture. A source told Fox News: "Rudolf is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again..

I will say if Larry Rudolph has anything to do with it, it will probably work,.. He got Britney back on track after her crazy umbrella hitting head shaving ways... sad I miss the crazy...

I dont know if I could watch this after 10 minutes crackheads aren't funny anymore

Candy Spelling Gets Her Own Show

In an exclusive interview Candy Spelling revealed to RadarOnline.com that she is going to have her very own television show. Even though the mother daughter duo have been famously estranged lately, Tori Spelling told us that her mom having her own show “would be great.”

As the wife of television mogul Aaron Spelling, Candy is no stranger to hit shows. At the I’m Every Woman non-profit organization book signing on Saturday Candy talked about her possible foray into TV, saying “Yes, there is,” going to be a show. But Candy is not following in her daughter Tori’s footsteps - her show will be scripted. “I wouldn’t do a reality show,” the author of Stories from Candyland said.

Sad cuz I would really love to see the crazy come out in Candy

Later Saturday night at the Much Love Animal Rescue & Secure-A-Pets Summer fundraiser, Bow Wow Wow of Howlywood, Tori was suprised by the news that her mom was going to have her own show but was supportive, saying “I wish her the best.” Maybe a reconciliation between the two women isn’t too far off?

I never watched Toris reality show but I did watch the other show she did called Notorious which was suppose to be based on her life and it was pretty funny how she portrayed her mother... Gift wrapping rooms, glass figurine rooms, and if you ever came over to visit her you had to bring a gift.. I always got that Mommy Dearest Vibe from Candy I mean what 16 year wouldnt want a nose job for their birthday aside from a bottle of Boones??

The Boring One Got Knocked Up

E!'s Marc Malkin is saying that Kourtney Kardashian has gotten herself preggers!! Apparently, Kourtney isn't saying who the father is. Probably because she doesn't know. Call Maury! DNA drop and roll.. I love that part when the guy isnt the father and the women fall to the ground and roll around and run backstage.. boo hooo.. if you werent such a ho you would know the babys daddy.. Back to Kim, Khloe, whats her name Kourtney

When E! asked if she was back with Scott(her ex) she said you had to wait to see the show.. Nothing like a media whore on the show and off.. zing!

I hope Khloe Kong teaches the baby all sorts of swear words I love her foul mouth..

When asked for a comment from Bruce he had nothing to say nor did his new face..

K-Well Fed.. Ahh the Life

Well this useless tool keeps racking in the cash from being a hired babysitter to now a spokesperson for weight loss

We have all seen Kevin go from skinny to LARGE MARGE over the past year or so.. So what does getting fat do for KWell Fed???

Federline has reportedly been offered a seven-figure deal to endorse a weight loss product, NY Daily News reports.
Federline, who came to fame after his marriage to Britney Spears, is considering a deal with the company EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance) that would bring him $2.5 million. While Federline's rep declined to comment, a representative for EP2 said, "Yes, we're trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet."In recent weeks, Federline has been partying in Las Vegas and reportedly filming his own reality show. Sources said producers are ordering him to shed 45 pounds for the upcoming series.

Along with diets, Federline has hired a personal trainer to shed the pounds quickly. Trainer Chris Cormier has Federline exercising and sticking to a strict diet of egg whites, salmon, chicken and steamed vegetables."I put Kevin on a diet plan that consists of eating 6 meals a day, every three hours. It speeds up your body's metabolism and you start burning fat fast," Cormier said.

His days of chicken grease and pork rinds are numbered! I just want to push in his belly like the Pilsbury Dough Boy and then kick him in the head...