Friday, September 4, 2009

In Crackie News...

According to the Enquirer -

Lindsay told her pals she freaked after coming home to find her Hollywood Hills home had been burgled for the second time in three months, raced inside, quickly checked her secret stash of sexy pics clicked over the years - and literally gasped with relief when she discovered the thieves hadn’t dug up her naughty treasure trove.

“Lindsay admitted there were girly poses of her and Sam, scantily clad,” said a source. “Other photos showed her in compromising poses with both girls and guys. She never exactly said any of the shots were pornographic, but she kept repeating how she’d been absolutely frantic that they’d end up splashed over the Internet. For a girl who’s already experienced the shock of seeing no-pants photos of herself flashed on the Web, she seemed super-worried - acting like some of the shots might be way over the line. She was just totally relieved the thieves hadn’t snagged her snagged her bag of goodies.”

When she says thieves she means herself.. Crackheads always think someone else jacked their shit....

And really who wants to see Sam and Crackie naked...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.. I feel dirty and I need to shower from reading that line and for the fact I smell like a brewery.. Grandma insisted on staying till last call


  1. Aren't you just a little bit curious to see if the Ho-Han's carpet matches the drapes? Or wait, she may have hard wood floor down below...

  2. HAHAH FUNNY!!!.. Thanks for stopping by Scandalous!