Another Kardashian Baby???

According to sources , Khloe Kardashian is going to marry L.A. Lakers player Lamar Odom, who she has been dating for approximately oh I dont know a week?? And will probably divorce him in months.. Why get married and ruin the fun.. Oh I kid.. well kinda..

Anygrossness

Sources confirm the news to People, E! and UsWeekly.
The source said, "Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the season starts up. They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon. They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas, CA."

And by source we mean the whole Kardashian clan.. Im sure they have E on speedial

Yeah these 2 make a um good looking couple...

Life & Style

Here we have the Kardashian sisters Photoshop to no end on the cover of Life & Style... Wait no Kourtney?? Oh wait because shes already on every freaking magazine already

Khloe and Kim are babbling about how they lost a ton of weight by using QuickTrim (ENDORSEMENT.. COUGH COUGH!) and "exercising." They both talk about how they want to tone up more, but are happy with their bodies. Un Huh the story gets even more intriguing..! Then Khloe says that she lost 25lbs and is a size 6 now yeah I think Khole put down her lunch bag and then stepped on the scale. Kim said she weighs 114lbs I think she forgot to include her ass.. Anyone with 2 eyeballs can see Kim is NOT 114lbs..

Kong Kardashian Caught With Boog Sug

Khloe Kardashian tells Life & Style that a vial of cokey was found in her purse and it wasn't hers and she got creative when explaining how it got there.

Khloe said, "It was in a vial at our new store, Dash Miami, and at first I didn’t even know what it was(cough.. bullshit.. cough cough). My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, 'I’ll dispose of this in a second,' and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it."

Was Lohan in the store and it fell out of her pants that werent hers? Honestly does she think we are gonna fall for this...

I used to use that line all the time when my dad used to find pot in my room.. Nope not mine.. The kicker was when Rosie (god bless that lil bastard of a cat) took a bag of pot out of my bag dragged it into the living room and proceeded to roll around on it just as my dad walked in from work.. I blamed the cat for taking someones purse and dragging it in the house (side eye from Rosie)... Yeah I was young and my lying skillz werent as good as they are today the look on my dads face priceless...