Crackies Are Having A Baby...

McSteamy and Rebecca Gaymethface are going to have a baby. That's what Life & Style is saying. Sources say that the stars of not a porn but naked tape are gonna have a little crying pooping machine in 5-6 months

I guess these 2 have been trying for awhile now (in between crack binges or during .. whatever)

The source added, "She turned down the role of Penn Badgley's mother on 'Gossip Girl' because it was based in N.Y.C. and she didn't want to be away from Eric or travel that far. It was bad for her health. Rebecca also turned down a Hallmark movie and a Lifetime movie because she was trying to have a baby."

The couple of yet to confirm or deny this but expect something soon in between bong hits of course..

Jon Gosselin Says Kids Refuse To Film

MSNBC reports: Jon and Kate Gosselin’s 5-year-old sextuplets and 8-year-old twins are starting to rebel against the constant taping of their lives.

The kids staged a sit-in — a revolt,” Jon Gosselin told Life & Style on Aug. 13. “They didn’t want to work today.”

This isn’t the first time the kids haven’t wanted to “work.” On Aug. 7, after a day of filming for TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” the magazine reports that the eight Gosselin kids were pressured into continuing to film beyond their wishes.

An eyewitness told the magazine that “once the kids returned home, the film crew kept yelling at them to film more outside. They seemed really tired, but the crew kept pushing them.”

A rep from TLC denied the report, saying “the assertion is utterly baseless.”

Hey kids co-carts and ATV's dont grow on trees time to earn your keep! And daddy needs extra cash for his ho's...

If these were my kids I would show them a hard days work and make a sweatshop in the garage for my dream winery.. They would work 16 hours a day and I would make them eat Monkey Munch.. Oh Im kidding..kinda

Kong Kardashian Caught With Boog Sug

Khloe Kardashian tells Life & Style that a vial of cokey was found in her purse and it wasn't hers and she got creative when explaining how it got there.

Khloe said, "It was in a vial at our new store, Dash Miami, and at first I didn’t even know what it was(cough.. bullshit.. cough cough). My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, 'I’ll dispose of this in a second,' and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it."

Was Lohan in the store and it fell out of her pants that werent hers? Honestly does she think we are gonna fall for this...

I used to use that line all the time when my dad used to find pot in my room.. Nope not mine.. The kicker was when Rosie (god bless that lil bastard of a cat) took a bag of pot out of my bag dragged it into the living room and proceeded to roll around on it just as my dad walked in from work.. I blamed the cat for taking someones purse and dragging it in the house (side eye from Rosie)... Yeah I was young and my lying skillz werent as good as they are today the look on my dads face priceless...