Different Mag Same Crack Stories

Lindsay Lohan went to Paris last week to unveil her new fashion line and to everyones shocking suprise it failed.. So what does a Crackie to do well party like its 1999!.. Break out the booze, coke, and start huffing on an exhaust pipe .. yes I think shes that desperate.. Heres the latest from Star Mag:

The once-promising actress collapsed during a week-long party, as her vodka, cocaine and prescription pills habits caught up with her. Now as Star reports in its Oct. 26 issue — on newsstands now — her few remaining friends fear it is too late to save her. “She’s a wreck, a mess, a disaster,” one tells Star. “She an obituary waiting to happen.” Despite three trips to rehab and two DUI arrests, all before her 23rd birthday, Linds cannot stop herself from drowning her sorrows. Even the night before her big runway debut with her Emanuel Ungaro clothing line she was up till dawn partying. And once the scathing reviews were in for her line, things got worse. “She was crushed,” says one insider who saw her at a bash thrown by photographer Mario Testino. “Her eyes were red and puffy, and at one point she started shouting and tearing up.” Soon after, Lindsay collapsed on a couch and passed out. “Her friends had to get her out of there before things got any worse.”...One of Lindsay's friends adds, “She’s definitely hit rock bottom. The next level is six feet under.”

and when this says friends TRANSLATION DRUG DEALER AND HER ENABLERS.. side eye to White Oprah

Dead by Xmas but hey White Oprah you have 2 more kids to whore out.. price of fame....

And From the Crack Files

Crackie debuted whatever she was doing with Ungaro this week and lets just say the reviews were less then nice

WWD called the collection, designed by Estrella Archs, a complete "embarrassment." They also said, "As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case during chez Ungaro’s post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and 'creative directed' by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies? For Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection 'had to be designed very quickly.' Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, non-skilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about

And Linds just because your mother says you are pretty..... nevermind

She could make a living on the reasons why not to do Meth.. Oh Crackie!
Again shes 23....

ARTISTIC ADVISOR.. WTF

In crazy Crackie News WWD has announced that after months of rumors Lohan (aka Frecula see my other post), is officially the “artistic adviser” at Ungaro. Lohan and the new chief designer, Estrella Archs, will debut the fashion house's new collection in Paris on October 4th.

Expect to find her crap in the local Goodwill Bin...

Lohan said she plans to make Ungaro "younger." She went on to shake and say (you know all crackies have the shakes), “When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it.... TRANSLATION: meltdowns, hangovers, stealing shit AND SHOWING up late for work... Lohan then on to twitch I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”

Step away from the drugs you look older then Charo and we all know shes old as shit..