Oh Jenny...

Nominations came out and Tina Fey was nominated for 30 Rock and who got her granny pants in a bunch about it? Cat Lady Aniston

Radar reports:

Tellingly, Jen didn't call Tina to congratulate her on the nomination - and insiders say their friendship has been strained by the competition. "Jen was so excited to be nominated, she's been talking about it for months," an insider tells radaronline. "But she's really disappointed to be going up against Tina. She realizes it's going to be near to impossible to win now. "Jen doesn't deal with competition well, she likes to be the top dog. She's not happy that Tina is likely to out shine her on the night. "Jen and Tina used to be really good friends, they used to talk at least every week, but now they hardly talk at all. "Tina hasn't got a problem at all with being up against Jen but she is kind of put out by Jen's attitude towards her now. "She just can't understand why Jen would be giving her the cold shoulder over something so trivial."

Hmm doesnt deal with competition well... wonder why

Oh I know why

1.Your husband BRAD PITT left you for the Angelina Jolie (upgrade) because for some reason you didnt want to have kids with him you wanted to focus on your um career, good move.... If I was married to Brad Pitt my career in life would be to have sex with him all the time.. I know Jenny the horror

2.Your relationships last as long as my attention span and according to my friends its as long as a goldfish.. 3 seconds, just call me Dori.. I love my friends.. Dont hate the beautiful ladies..

3.All your movies suck maybe you should of died at the end of Marley and Me instead of the dog

Im a bit bitchy combination of PMS and a case of the HUNGRIES!

This Weeks OK Magazine

And here we have our weekly round up... It gives me a case of the Yawwwwwwwwwns

While Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt headed to France to work on their relationship — after all, it’s where they shacked up when Angie was expecting their twins, Knox and Vivienne — a Jolie-Pitt insider reveals that the couple’s retreat has gotten off to a very rough start. “Brad has been adamant that Angie spend time with the family and focus on them with as much passion and energy as she does all her project,” the source explains to OK!.

However, “right after they got to France, Brad found a box of scripts that Angie had said she wanted to read. She and Brad got into a fight over it. Angie stormed out of the room and went into the bedroom.” And shes sick of him drinking


.. Ummm yeah dont they have like a 50 room house or some shit like that I hardly see him sleeping on a couch somewhere... wait let me guess he was SEXTING Jenny.. lame.. And so what if Brad needs some Jesus Juice to get thru the day kids will do that to you she should sleep on the couch for making such a statement

US WEEKLY COVER

Here we have the latest breaking news from US Weekly... And on the Cover we have Cat Lady Aniston vs Squinty Zellwegger (she seriously looks like shes sucking on a lemon) and why he chose Renee over Jenny.. I'll tell you why...

Desperate, Clingy and whiney...

Jenny probably showed up on their first date in a wedding dress and babbling about wanting kids.. buzz kill.. Everyone knows kids ruin everything, just jokes they make really good lil bartenders they always overpour... Moving on.. Renee has already been married (been there done that) has a great movie career..awards and probably didnt mention Brad after every 3rd sentence.. so uncool...

Forever a CatLady...

Jenny recently sat down with Elle to do an interview about her being alone and a the future catwoman of America

Jenny said, "I'm not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It's fine. I can take it. If I'm the emblem for 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,' so be it. I can make fun of myself. And I'll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up."
She also talked about the day her mother told her she was one of those girls that has a great personality well all know what that means either a. you are fat or b. you are just plain ugly. Basically. "I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, 'Oh, honey, you're so funny.' So, she doesn't lie to me . . . She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength." Yeah I get all warm and fuzzy too when my mom calls me ugly.. She wouldnt dare cuz I'd put her ass in a nursing home.. BACK IN THE BASEMENT MOTHER!.. Anyway

Im shocked Jenny didnt shout at her mom thats so "uncool" seriously the backlash from that was about as exciting as watching my cat knit.. she can she has skillz! well if i had a cat I bet she could knit

You know Angelina read this and cackled as she flew off to find an island of babies to adopt with Brad..