Grandma Attacks - Click Here

A local news crew in Cocoa, Florida goes to the house of an alleged 15-year-old stripper and are attacked (with a hoe!!!) by the girls grandmother.

Arent Grandma's suppose to greet you at the door with cookies and milk and not try to gash your head open? My Grandma always greets me with a smile probably because she knows I got a basket of love for her.. ie Boones and Pall Malls..

And Im posting a pic of Steven Tyler.. yes thats him cuz he looks like my grandma.. shes always in the liquor store too

VH1 CONTESTANT FOUND DEAD

Ryan Jenkins, the contestant from Megan Wants A Millionaire who was accused of murdering his wife, was found in a motel in Hope, British Columbia. He was found hanging by motel staff..

Ryan killed his wife earlier on in the week after an argument that turned for the worse that he met in Vegas( stripclub) and 2 days later married

Ryan's wife had to be identified by the serial number on her implants, because her fingers and teeth were removed.. Um this isnt me trying to be funny this is actually true

Mileys Stripper Pole Dance - Billys Thoughts

Here I am thinking Joe Simpson was creepy....

Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t think daughter Miley’s pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards earlier this month was so controversial

“She loves singing [and] songwriting,” he adds of his 16-year-old daughter, who swirled around a pole attached to an ice cream truck during her performance of “Party in the USA” Aug. 10. In an Usmagazine.com poll, 85 percent of readers voted she was too young to dance so provocatively. Billy Ray tells his daughter to ignore negative reactions.

*** And he wonders why she has a stalker **** I should invest in a pole you can never have enough friends...

“I always tell her to love what you’re doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion,” he says.
“I give my kids a lot of freedom to make the art they wanna make, and make it in their own voice. I think it’s important,” Billy tells Us at the same event.

Im just waiting on Noahs(shes 8) appearance on the pole oh wait she already had one of those at the Pre-Teen Choice Awards party.. Wonder when the bikini shoots will start...

Dont worry Billy Im sure God is giving you the thumbs up on this one

ON THE RUN....

Ryan Jenkins, the contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire who is a "person of interest" in the murder of his wife, has gone on the lamb

TMZ says that witnesses spotted Ryan's black BMW SUV in Washington State last night. Officers later found the BMW with nobody in it. They believe Ryan might have crossed the border into Canada by foot.

Ryan is a resident of Canada and the country will not extradite his ass back to the US if he is charged with a capital crime but they will if its a non capital crime.. Go figure its Canada

And it gets weirder

TMZ has reason to believe that Ryan might be trying to get to Honduras. Ryan's father was the architect on some fancy resort over there. And his daddy also owns a private plane.

Whats the matter Ryan you dont want to be Bubbas cell mate.. You sure gots a purrrrrrrrrrrty mouth

Brooke Hogan Cxls Performance

Yes I know this probably ruined your day not to see the class act lip synch her way thru a show and expect people to actually pay to see her "perform" - There was no other explanations other then anxiety attack.. So no show for NYC I know tragic

I still have no clue how this girl is famous other then her dad.. Her latest record Redemption sold an astonishing 3300 copies which Hulk probably bought himself...

I can tell you why she panicked she finally realized she has no talent.. Dont worry im sure Hooters will hire you or your local strip joint... Just get it over with and pose for Playboy which like all photoshoots will be tastefully done...

Vh1's Reality Show Has A Murderer.. How Nice

TMZ reports that Ryan Alexander Jenkins, who is a finalist on Megan Wants a Millionaire, is a "person of interest" in the murder of model Jasmine Fiore. Ryan married Jasmine earlier this year. Apparently, after he was kicked off the show, Ryan went to Las Vegas where he met Jasmine at a strip club she was working at. Two days later, they were married.

Last Saturday morning, the body of Jasmine Fiore was found stuffed into a suitcase in a trash bin in Buena Park, CA. Ryan reported her missing that day, but he quickly disappeared after that. Police tried to get a hold of him, but they couldn't find him anywhere. They were afraid that Ryan, who is a resident of Calgary, might have tried to escape to Canada.

Apparently he makes it to the finals like anyone really cares

TMZ got a hold of Ryan's publicist who said: "Ryan is currently speaking to his attorney and will fully cooperate with the police in this matter. He is planning on meeting with them in the near future

If anyone of you have watched this show and yes Im guilty (hang my head in shame) Is it just me or did anyone else get the vibe that anyone of these creepy guys could be a killer and your head could end up in a freezer (in his moms basement of course)

Nice to see VH1 has such a great screening process