Jon Gosselin's Boo Boo

Jon Gosselin's rep tells Radar that the reason why he had to get stitches on his eyebrow is because he ran into "a kitchen cabinet in the dark."

Translation: the male equivalent of "running into a doorknob."

Yeah Jon Im surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre thats what happened... I would like to think you got a little tipsy on some Purple Passion and hit your head and passed out in the tub we have all been there.. umm right? Anybooboo I'll tell you what happened the Reverse Mullet came off of Kates head and bitch slapped your ass.. Thats what you get for locking Kate out of the house and calling the Cops..

Update: Jon has just filed a restraining order against the Reverse Mullet...
2nd Update: The Reverse Mullet issued a no comment at this time but will be on Larry King Live to answer all questions...