Showing posts with label playboy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label playboy. Show all posts

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Prison Sucks.. Really??



According to Page Six music legend-cum-murderer Phil Spector is whining about being locked up in a “snake pit” of a prison with such other high-profile killer nutjobs as Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan — but California corrections officials say Spector is full of beans.

“Imagine sending me to the same prison — shows how low they can go,” fumes Spector in a letter to a buddy, Bay Area music manager Steve Escobar. “They’d kill you in here for a 39-cent bag of soup!”

It’s ridiculous! Because Spector is not in the same prison!” said Thornton, noting that he’s locked up in the California Substance Abuse Treatment Facility a full two miles away from the Corcoran State Prison that houses Manson and Sirhan. “If he has fears about his safety, he needs to tell prison administrators.”

But things aren’t all bad for Spector in prison, according to his letter, which his publicist, Hal Lifson, provided to Page Six. Spector wrote Escobar that Phil’s 29-year-old wife, ex-Playboy model Rachelle Short, has begun making an 800-mile round trip drive to visit him.

Really Phil are we suppose to feel sorry for you.. Um you shot someone in the face and admitted to it, did you think you were going to get off? I find it funny how celebs somehow feel they are above the law when I could (did) get locked up for flashing my hooters (yes they are real and spectacular, old hags at church events get uppity) I guess i can see why im not invited to family reunions...

Speaking of boobs here is Phils 29( cough cough 49 ) year old wife... Staying around for the cash, ho after my own heart...

Monday, August 17, 2009

A McSteamy Sex Tape Oh MY


Gawker got a hold of a 12-minute tape starring Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and Miss Teen USA 2002 Kari Anne Peniche.

Kari Ann a priceless ho she lost her Miss Teen USA crown, because she posed nude in Playboy. She was also engaged to Aaron Carter well if you cant afford the meth date the dealer = free drugs... Recently, Kari Ann was on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, but got kicked off for punching a camera guy ( cuz she doesnt like a camera in her face... side eye to Kari). Gawker also says that Kari Ann is a known Hollywood madam.

Gawker also has a picture on their site from The National Enquirer of Rebecca sitting in a bath tub holding a crack pipe Wino style. HA! Rebecca was a Noxzema Girl to child killer( ran over some teen and got off yay for her!) to crackie and now sex tape 3sum lesbo star ?

When will anyone get a clue esp in Hollywood and be so DUMB and tape their sexay times.. You know that shit is gonna end up in the wrong hands.. Its like when you are drunk and you find the need to text or start calling up everyone because who doesnt want to hear from your boozy ass because what you have to say is important.. In between hiccups of course.. Celebs find the need to bust out the camera...

Im sure Rebeccas family is so proud of her, Karis parents probably just shrugged their shoulders and said dats my girl as they raised their pimp cups


But from what I've seen it's a naked tape, not a sex tape

My favorite part of the tape aside from the end is like when the disgraced beauty queen kept saying she "drownded" the quacking toy.

For you pervs heres the link copy and paste

http://gawker.com/5339221/danes-anatomy-mcsteamy-his-wife-and-a-fallen-beauty-queens-naked-threesome

Friday, August 7, 2009

Heidi Montag.. On The Cover


Of Playboy.. Im so sick of this chic and her annoying husband.. I shouldnt even be posting about her or him but I am, im not perfect I know shocker. I find this really funny how on Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here they were praying to Jesus or some shit like that and reading the Bible.. and Spencer was saved by a Baldwin yeah I know by praising to Jesus.. Bead Rattlers!


And here we have Heidi in all her glory posing nude.. Yeah its Playboy and according to every skank in this mag its "tastefully" done..


You are exposing your whoo hah and flashing your chi chis to the world, please tell me how this is tastefully done??The last time I flashed my hooters I ended up in the clink. The call to my mom was priceless.. moving on


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