Highest Paid Women In PrimeTime

And of course Tyra Banks won! Tyra Banks Americas Next Top Model aka the MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEME SHOW brought in 30 million dollars last year according to Forbes Magazine

So I guess smiling with your eyes and being self-absorbed works..ummm why am I broke then?? Damn you Tyra

Heres the full list

. TyTy - $30 million
2. Hagel - $18 million
3. Marg Helgenberger - $9.5 million
4. Eva Longoria Parker - $9 million
5. Mariska Hargitay - $8.5 million
6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus - $8 million (tie)
6. Maura Tierney - $8 million (tie)
8. Tina Fey - $7 million
9. Marcia Cross - $6.2 million
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt - $6 million

VIA Radar

STALKER ALERT!!!

Looks like Lohan has plenty of time on her hands to stalk her ex or current or i dont know what you would calls these 2 since they are so on again off again.. Just look at Lohans smile.. Pure enjoyment of I found you now Im gonna hug you and love you and put you in a cage.. As you can see Sam is keeping a good distance away from the car, shes onto you Lohan she knows you would drag her thru the window if given the chance minus the clown mask.. dont ask

Heres a tip Lohan put on big Jackie O glasses, black wig, put on a hoodie, keep some rope in the trunk, and rent a different car not like I ever did anything like that.. Moving on look a bird..

FIRST BASKETBALL NOW TENNIS IN UM HEELS

Ok I dont know what shes trying to do but crave more attention to her umm skinny ass... She was on the cover of People PEOPLE and she doesnt want to be called fat cuz shes a size 2 and the moon is made of cheese.. really it is.. Ok shes just looking to get bashed left and right where she lives in a world where you have to be a size 0 these days..

Would I call her fat? no. would I call her an attention whore??.. maybe just a little bit. And dont even get me going on this makeup job! Im sure there will be backlash from this and im sure another cover of People or US Weekly where Jennifer fires back crying LEAVE ME ALONE or even worse going on Tyra to speak about body issues you know that whole show will go right back to Tyra, trust..

I find it funny how celebs put themselves out there only to whimper and cry when they dont get the response they want.. Speaking of cheese Im hungry