Tuesday, September 15, 2009

RUBBLE RUBBLE


Here we have Mister Ga Ga looking like the freaking Hamburglar along side Madonna New Face looking all waxy and plastic at the Marc Jacobs show last night.... Doesn't everyone know that Lady Ga Ga is a fashion icon???.. yeah I know... and look at the guy in the background..CLASSIC EYEROLL.. I dont need to say anymore..

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Oh boo hoo Kanye

He goes on about how sorry he is and how he should improve himself.. heres a tip stop being a self absorbed asshole... Leno should of threw a binky in his mouth..

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Patrick Swayze Has Died :(


Patrick died of pancreatic cancer today. He was only 57. Patrick's rep issued this statement:

"Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months."

Swayze appeared in The Outsiders, Road House (DALTON!), Ghost, Point Break, To Wong Foo and of course, AND Dirty Dancing.

Rest in peace, Patrick

I wore out my cassette tape with this one...

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Monday, September 14, 2009

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



WTF is going on her with Slys mug!! I never get why celebs get unnecessary work on their face yes Im talking to you Mickey Rourke.. Here we have the latest victim of surgery that has gone too far.. If his eyebrows get any higher they will be making out with his hairline

Granted Sly was never a good looking guy (See Jackie Stallone, look below) or a great actor for that fact but I always kinda liked him .. I wonder if him and his mother got the 2 for 1 special!!

I will never understand why would anyone in their right mind want to look like they are in a constant state of shock?

In Bleached, bronzed, and broke News...


Via the Sun reports:

BROOKE HOGAN and mum LINDA appear to have put their bitter dispute behind them. The pair enjoyed dinner out in Beverly Hills on Saturday night and were even joined by Linda’s toyboy lover CHARLEY HILL.

Reality TV star Brooke was snapped in buoyant mood while leaving Madeo Restaurant, indicating a reconciliation.

Brooke cut ties with Linda, following her mum’s bitter split with ex-hubby HULK - taking her dad’s side in the divorce battle. Linda angered her daughter further by dating Charley - a former schoolmate of Brooke’s.

The singer previously said her mum needed to change her ways in order to repair their relationship. Brooke said: “I hope we do but she’ll have to go through a lot of changes - spiritually, mentally and physically… She’s going to really need to find a good spot to be in.

“I’ve tried to help but it’s too awkward and weird. We are two different people

How cute mother and daughter with the same stripper shoes from Fredericks Of Hollywood... theres just too much weave in this picture... Its late im cranky and I just came from Walmart.. The Home of Domestic disputes in isle 12!

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Im iffy on the song.. Dont get me wrong this woman can sing.. I like it and then it just makes me sleepy because it seems to slow.. maybe its to early for a winespritzer.. no??

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Last night at the VMA Lady Ca Ca (yeah I know its Ga Ga just go with it) showed up wearing many outfits this just being 2 of them... Ummm yeah.. Need much attention???

Heres a tip Lady Ca Ca you should of saved yourself all the trouble and just put a bag over your head... I wont even say what the above pic reminds me of.. you know you are all thinking it...



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Kanyes Apology IN CAPS OF COURSE


Apparently Kanye was blizted last night off of Henny.. ick.. Kanye stick to Boones it brings out the love in everyone... Heres this tool bloggin in Caps and sayin I SOOOOOOOOOWRRRY...

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”

Reading this gives me a headache or it might be the fact I was drinking wine out of a box yesterday afternoon... Im going with the rant... never blame the booze

Kanye should apologize for living and breathing..... His "apology" just makes him look worse.

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While Taylor Swift was trying to accept her award for Best Female Video, KANYE (thanks Gina!!) stomped on stage, snatched the mic out of her hand and declared that Beyonce should've won! This was the first MTV award Taylor had ever won. I felt so bad for her( yes I do have sappy feelings), she looked 2 seconds away from crying

The look on Beyonces face is priceless. Beyonce later receives video of the Year but brings out Taylor Swift so she can thank everyone

Heres an idea let's lock Kanye West and Chris Brown in a room together. That way Kanye can whine and complain all he wants and Chris will actually have an excuse to smack a b*tch."

Sunday, September 13, 2009

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Saturday, September 12, 2009

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Friday, September 11, 2009

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Crackie News..


In an interview with Access Hollywood, Lohan aka Frecula says that she's fine media in her life all the time, because it's what she's always wanted. She said, “Everyone goes through tough times and the second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the camera … I think I’ve always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids when I was in middle school. It’s kind of something you sign up for in the beginning and if you really want it, you know that comes with it."

Crackie Translation: she's grateful they still talk about her and take her pic... keep sending cracked out twitter updates,flash your vag for all to see and trust us WE DONT.., and dont wear a bra.. great role model

Again this Crackie is 23 YIKES! Coke does a body good.. click the image if you dare..

$ For Surgery Yes,,, $ For Bills HELL NO...


The Las Vegas Review-Journal reports that La Toya bought the condo in 1996 for $260,000, but thanks to several liens placed on the joint over the years, she owes the bank nearly $750,000.

Late last month, La Toya was seen quickly moving her belongings out of the apartment into a Datsun pick-up truck parked outside.

Maybe if she didnt spend all her money on plastic surgery she would be able to pay her house payment...

Thursday, September 10, 2009

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Just ask her about Janice Dickinson and Paulina Porizkova (1:33 mark). That's what Cynthia McFadden did during her interview with Ty Ty which aired on Nightline last night. The look on Tyras face was priceless..

Cynthia should of known the interview is about me me me me me me me me me me... and not any other ho's... Tyra is the only model in the world...

Tyra just sits there and smiles with her EYES..FIERCE TYRA..FIERCE..

This made my day

In Leathery News..


Pam Anderson has a new man.. People must be desperate for a story.. who hasnt this chick been with which shocks me since she has Hep C .. Anycootie


People reports:

They say water and electricity don't mix, but for eternal beach bunny Pamela Anderson, there's nothing like taking a dip in the ocean with new surfer boyfriend Jamie Padgett. A bikini-clad Anderson, 42, was spotted out at the beach in Malibu with her buff boyfriend, who's an electrician. The pair reportedly met a few months ago at a trailer park where the former wife of Kid Rock was staying while work was being done on her house.

Ah its true love when you meet at a trailer park....trust.. I hear wedding bells

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Katherine Hagel Is Going To Be A Mom


Well, the rumor is true. Hagel confirmed the news on The Ellen DeGeneres Show in an episode airing tomorrow.

Hagel said they are adopting a 10-month-old special needs girl from Korea. And when she says "special needs" TRANSLATION: is that the kid will need 2 nannies instead of 1...
Hagel's sister was also adopted from Korea. Hagel added, "Her name is Naleigh. Well, I am naming her after my mother and sister Nancy, Leigh. So we call her Naleigh. She was actually born the day before me in November, which I thought was really serendipitous and just kind of like a sign. I realized just recently that I basically forfeited my birthday for the rest of my life. I wanted to tell everybody so you don't think I stole a Korean baby."

She might have gotten my respect if she had kept her mouth closed and done this on the qt. This is famewhoring at its best or worst

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Frecula Twitters



Once again Linds aka Frecula takes to her Twitter acct to fight with her on again off again girlfriend Samantha Ronson in between bong hits and snorting boog sug..

Im trying to decrypt the Crackie language but basically Samantha is a self out? and I guess a cheat? Everytime I read a tweet from Lohan I feel like she closes her eyes and starts slamming the keyboard until she's got something that makes some sense but then again in a crackies world anything can make sense. A. Linds is illiterate or B. just in a blackout.. Im going with blackout.. And heres is Linds leaving the Waverly before her cracked out Twitter meltdown


New American Idol Judge Is....


Ellen and Fox both announced tonight that she will replace Paula Abdul starting this season. Ellen said this:

"I'm thrilled to be the new judge on American Idol. I've watched since the beginning, and I've always been a huge fan. So getting this job is a dream come true, and think of all the money I'll save from not having to text in my vote. Hopefully I'm the people's point of view because I'm just like you. I sit at home and I watch it. … I'm not looking at it in a critical way from the producer's mind. I'm looking at it as a person who is going to buy the music and is going to relate to that person. I'm going to have a day job and a night job. The times we're living in ... we're all doing that."

Cue a Paula Abdul meltdown in 4....3....2.....

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Life & Style


Here we have the Kardashian sisters Photoshop to no end on the cover of Life & Style... Wait no Kourtney?? Oh wait because shes already on every freaking magazine already

Khloe and Kim are babbling about how they lost a ton of weight by using QuickTrim (ENDORSEMENT.. COUGH COUGH!) and "exercising." They both talk about how they want to tone up more, but are happy with their bodies. Un Huh the story gets even more intriguing..! Then Khloe says that she lost 25lbs and is a size 6 now yeah I think Khole put down her lunch bag and then stepped on the scale. Kim said she weighs 114lbs I think she forgot to include her ass.. Anyone with 2 eyeballs can see Kim is NOT 114lbs..

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An insider reveals that, in a state of desperation and loneliness, she's been secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer, who unceremoniously dumped her in 2007 after they dated for a year. "They've always had an amazing connection," a business associate of Jessica's tells In Touch. Ignoring her friends' warnings that the notorious player will just use her and then break up with her again, Jessica has jumped headfirst into a relationship with the singer now that she and Tony, 29, split. "Jessica is kidding herself that her and John stand a chance," says a source.

John sang "Your boobies are a saggyland" to her last night in concert. It got a standing O.

Another Crazy Baby Name...


People reports that Nicole and Joel Madden had another baby thing, a baby boy early this morning and named him Sparrow James Midnight Madden

Sparrow James Midnight Madden joins 19-month-old Harlow Winter Kate Madden

Nicole and Joel issued this statement "In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes."

Personally I think if you can't properly name your kid then you shouldn't be having any. Is there anything as normal name in Hollywood these days?

Guess the name Tweety was already taken

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ARTISTIC ADVISOR.. WTF


In crazy Crackie News WWD has announced that after months of rumors Lohan (aka Frecula see my other post), is officially the “artistic adviser” at Ungaro. Lohan and the new chief designer, Estrella Archs, will debut the fashion house's new collection in Paris on October 4th.

Expect to find her crap in the local Goodwill Bin...

Lohan said she plans to make Ungaro "younger." She went on to shake and say (you know all crackies have the shakes), “When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it.... TRANSLATION: meltdowns, hangovers, stealing shit AND SHOWING up late for work... Lohan then on to twitch I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”

Step away from the drugs you look older then Charo and we all know shes old as shit..

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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

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Here we have ANTM winner off every episode.. TYRA.. SHOWING off her real hair if thats what you want to call it.. Today marked Tyras National Show Your Real Hair Campaign.. and honestly Tyra throw that weave back on because you look like a hot mess with that HAIR DONT on your head..

One thing comes to mind

SEAWEED ON A ROCK..

Yes Tyra its all about you and yes well know we you were a model at 18 ... I only know this because you drill it into everyone's head at every opportunity .. SMILE WITH YOUR EYES

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Jennifer Aniston In Harpers B


Again another boring interview with Jenny, here are some excerpts try not to fall asleep

Harper’s Bazaar: How is it that your hair looks so perfect, even in this rainy weather, when everybody else is having a bad-hair day?
Jennifer Aniston: “Um, I have people.”

HB: Several of your recent movies have been about relationships — whether in the dating world or about married couples. Has it been important to you to have closure when a real-life relationship ends?
JA: “I think it’s important to have closure in any relationship that ends — from a romantic relationship to a friendship. You should always have a sense of clarity at the end and know why it began and why it ended. You need that in your life to move cleanly into your next phase.”

HB: Are you still a romantic or have your relationship experiences made you cynical?
JA: “I’m still a romantic. I still believe in love.”

HB: Do you think that women in general do too much in relationships?
JA: “Oh yeah. I think that’s because it’s just instinctual as a woman to be the caretaker of your home. Women complain that men don’t do enough, but it’s your own fault. You train your man to do nothing. You can’t blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don’t ask for it right off the bat.”

HB: Why do you think the romance goes out of a relationship?
JA: “I think it’s laziness. I really do. I think a good relationship is about collaboration. That’s the way to go in a relationship. I think you just need to talk to each other. Say what you need. Say what you want. That way it’s not threatening. You just need to say, ‘This is important to me.’ Don’t expect your mate to read your mind.”

HB: You seem to imply that your work success is because of luck. Are success and luck the same thing? Is luck how you got to be so successful?
JA: “I don’t know. I’ve never sat and plotted out how I was going to become successful or famous. I just really wanted to work — to do good work — ever since I was at the High School of Performing Arts [in New York]. My Russian acting coach told me I was a disgrace to the Moscow Theatre. So I was determined to prove him wrong and do good work. I’ve never had my eye on a prize. I really wanted to enjoy the passage of time. Before Friends and the success of that I have a graveyard of sitcoms that, thank god, you don’t know about. I was happy to get a job every year, whether it went on or not.”

HB: You’ve talked about doing very different types of roles in various films such as The Break-Up, Derailed, Marley & Me and He’s Just Not That Into You. What are you looking for right now, for yourself, when it comes to film roles?
JA: “Well, I think I’m always looking for good work. You know, dramatic, comedic, whatever it is. Sometimes things come along at the perfect time and it’s sort of fate. Other times, I just want to take some time off until something really wonderful comes along.”

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And just by reading this I can point out exactly why Jenny is still single and a future cat lady

Train” men to “do their jobs?” Yeah — that sounds like the woman every man wants.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Lindsay Is Funny...


Here is Linds bleached and blotchy and well looking like her usual crackie self..

And Linds you are so funny but Im onto you shes trying to pull an early April Fools joke.. Right now all the dealers in LA are heading to the unemployment office as they will soon be out of biz since Linds is saying no to the Boog Sug.. I bet the back of the shirt says but I say yes to Dealers...

Heres a tip Lindsay say YES TO FOOD...

Again shes only 23....

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Saturday, September 5, 2009

Since When Are Vampires Orange...FRECULA !!!



Lindsay Lohan, who has already admitted that she's a major True Blood fanwhore, posted these pictures of her as a vampire on her Twitter from her new crackden apparently hanging out with Jason Segal and her lil sis Allie.. Sorry Linds maybe if it was call Tru Crackie then the director would call you back and since its not well dont sit by the phone


Linds you would have a better chance at getting the role of Nosferatu with that emaciated frame of yours..

Is it just me or do the fangs look like she shoved tampons in her mouth... Im just saying.....

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Oh Hohan keep up your fuckery it just makes my day