Celebrity Justice...

At its finest..

Dennis and his wife painted the town red and down a bunch of Scorpion Bowls at dinner Phillipe Chows last night, and then he proceeded to get into his car to drive his boozyass home.. smart Dennis.. Anyway the po po pulled up and just gave Dennis a warning..

Splash says that when the cops told Dennis to get out of the car, he told them he wasn't planning to drive away. The officers let him go back into the restaurant and call a cab.

If this was any of us we still be sitting in cell block C...