Showing posts with label paris hilton. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Oh Crackie...


Lindsay Lohan was hired to do something in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window.

Crackie thought the room was for her.. Well what do you expect she thought she was in heaven with all those mirrors I cant blame the ho

But when B’s entourage arrived – 70 strong – Crackie was told to beat it telling reporters later that:

"I've been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn't like it."

Yeah Linds its kinda of buzz kill when you are the only cracked out one see Singapore doesnt stand for drugs

And Linds brought along her um 16 (cough cough 40 ) year old sister with her.. Umm shouldnt she be in school.. oh wait shes going to the school of Lohan .. shes learning to hide her coke and when someone finds it on you, you claim that the pants,shirt,bra (if she even wears one), shoes, bag isnt yours.. and oh yeah if you get a really bad hangover just check in to rehab

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Life & Style


Here we have the Kardashian sisters Photoshop to no end on the cover of Life & Style... Wait no Kourtney?? Oh wait because shes already on every freaking magazine already

Khloe and Kim are babbling about how they lost a ton of weight by using QuickTrim (ENDORSEMENT.. COUGH COUGH!) and "exercising." They both talk about how they want to tone up more, but are happy with their bodies. Un Huh the story gets even more intriguing..! Then Khloe says that she lost 25lbs and is a size 6 now yeah I think Khole put down her lunch bag and then stepped on the scale. Kim said she weighs 114lbs I think she forgot to include her ass.. Anyone with 2 eyeballs can see Kim is NOT 114lbs..