Life & Style

Here we have the Kardashian sisters Photoshop to no end on the cover of Life & Style... Wait no Kourtney?? Oh wait because shes already on every freaking magazine already

Khloe and Kim are babbling about how they lost a ton of weight by using QuickTrim (ENDORSEMENT.. COUGH COUGH!) and "exercising." They both talk about how they want to tone up more, but are happy with their bodies. Un Huh the story gets even more intriguing..! Then Khloe says that she lost 25lbs and is a size 6 now yeah I think Khole put down her lunch bag and then stepped on the scale. Kim said she weighs 114lbs I think she forgot to include her ass.. Anyone with 2 eyeballs can see Kim is NOT 114lbs..

The Boring One Got Knocked Up

E!'s Marc Malkin is saying that Kourtney Kardashian has gotten herself preggers!! Apparently, Kourtney isn't saying who the father is. Probably because she doesn't know. Call Maury! DNA drop and roll.. I love that part when the guy isnt the father and the women fall to the ground and roll around and run backstage.. boo hooo.. if you werent such a ho you would know the babys daddy.. Back to Kim, Khloe, whats her name Kourtney

When E! asked if she was back with Scott(her ex) she said you had to wait to see the show.. Nothing like a media whore on the show and off.. zing!

I hope Khloe Kong teaches the baby all sorts of swear words I love her foul mouth..

When asked for a comment from Bruce he had nothing to say nor did his new face..