The Boring One Got Knocked Up

E!'s Marc Malkin is saying that Kourtney Kardashian has gotten herself preggers!! Apparently, Kourtney isn't saying who the father is. Probably because she doesn't know. Call Maury! DNA drop and roll.. I love that part when the guy isnt the father and the women fall to the ground and roll around and run backstage.. boo hooo.. if you werent such a ho you would know the babys daddy.. Back to Kim, Khloe, whats her name Kourtney

When E! asked if she was back with Scott(her ex) she said you had to wait to see the show.. Nothing like a media whore on the show and off.. zing!

I hope Khloe Kong teaches the baby all sorts of swear words I love her foul mouth..

When asked for a comment from Bruce he had nothing to say nor did his new face..

Jude Law is Gonna Be a Daddy, yo

Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

Hmm inquiring minds do want to know who the mother is.... Jude has been linked to many stars in H'wood including Cameron Diaz, Sienna "Ill Steal Your Hubby Miller, Octo-Mom no kidding like she needs anymore, and I'll throw in Ho-Han just for good measure you know and at this point who hasnt she been with and hey maybe it will get her back into the limelight like her movie Labor Pains did wait didnt that go direct to dvd hells no it went straight to TV if thats not a slap in the who-ha.. .. Jude needs to call in Maury for some good ole DNA testing..