Jude Law ...

According to Jude Law he doesnt even remember having sex with Samantha Burke after these two met at a club while he was filming Sherlock Holmes.

A close friend of Samantha’s steps up and tells E! exclusive details of the brief relationship between the Sherlock Holmes actor and the aspiring model. It all started once upon a time in a club: “She met him at a club in New York,” says the friend. “He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel over the course of a week to take care of him.”

Yeah he was so sick he had to take his pants off.. anyho..

The story goes on about how shes posting pics of herself preggers and not a golddigger.. blah blah.. This I found funny

Still, her friend had to point out that Samantha comes from “a very white trashy town” in Pensacola, Fla., and “her family doesn’t have any money.” Just in case that means anything? -(friend = Kardashian fetus: theres only room for one famous fetus bitch)


Jude has been linked to everyone in Hollywood celebs and non celebs so I kinda believe him when he says he doesnt remember having sex with her.. Remembering to wear a condom might of helped

Hollywoods Meth Dealer - Jailed

Michael Douglas' son, Cameron, is currently sitting in a jail cell after he got caught trying to move a bunch of meth from NYC to LA in order to sell it, via Fed Ex... Now there is a real smart idea, dolt..

Since being in the chokey Cameron hasnt been able to get all cozy with a needle and spoon AND got a case of the crackie shakes so.....Radar reports that Cameron's girlfriend, Kelly Sott, decided it would be a really ingenious idea to stuff dime bags of heroin into an electric toothbrush in order to get it by jail security..

Did she not realize she was visiting him in jail?? I think the barbed wire, prison guards, and those fancy jumpsuits you see them sporting in the yard would of tipped ya off.. She was then arrested and is spending quality time with the Butchies in Cell Block C.. HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA..

And the Babys Momma is...Samantha Burke..

Sources say DNA tests confirmed that the baby is in fact Jude's. Samantha's attorney released this statement to TMZ: "Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.

Yeah I heard the name and said WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???? Its confirmed that shes gonna name the baby Mo Monay' Law kidding... This is how its done ladies screw getting hit in crosswalk wait what is more painful?? Getting hit by a car or having a baby Ill have to think about this one and get back to ya..

This is Judes 4th kid damn hes got Kfed or should I say K-Well Fed (if you see recent pictures you will understand)beat.. Jude its apparent your boys can swim did a condom ever come to mind they can be found at your local Rite Aid.. Speaking of Rite Aid wine tasting at 4pm... mmm wine...

Jude Law is Gonna Be a Daddy, yo

Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

Hmm inquiring minds do want to know who the mother is.... Jude has been linked to many stars in H'wood including Cameron Diaz, Sienna "Ill Steal Your Hubby Miller, Octo-Mom no kidding like she needs anymore, and I'll throw in Ho-Han just for good measure you know and at this point who hasnt she been with and hey maybe it will get her back into the limelight like her movie Labor Pains did wait didnt that go direct to dvd hells no it went straight to TV if thats not a slap in the who-ha.. .. Jude needs to call in Maury for some good ole DNA testing..