A McSteamy Sex Tape Oh MY

Gawker got a hold of a 12-minute tape starring Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and Miss Teen USA 2002 Kari Anne Peniche.

Kari Ann a priceless ho she lost her Miss Teen USA crown, because she posed nude in Playboy. She was also engaged to Aaron Carter well if you cant afford the meth date the dealer = free drugs... Recently, Kari Ann was on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, but got kicked off for punching a camera guy ( cuz she doesnt like a camera in her face... side eye to Kari). Gawker also says that Kari Ann is a known Hollywood madam.

Gawker also has a picture on their site from The National Enquirer of Rebecca sitting in a bath tub holding a crack pipe Wino style. HA! Rebecca was a Noxzema Girl to child killer( ran over some teen and got off yay for her!) to crackie and now sex tape 3sum lesbo star ?

When will anyone get a clue esp in Hollywood and be so DUMB and tape their sexay times.. You know that shit is gonna end up in the wrong hands.. Its like when you are drunk and you find the need to text or start calling up everyone because who doesnt want to hear from your boozy ass because what you have to say is important.. In between hiccups of course.. Celebs find the need to bust out the camera...

Im sure Rebeccas family is so proud of her, Karis parents probably just shrugged their shoulders and said dats my girl as they raised their pimp cups


But from what I've seen it's a naked tape, not a sex tape

My favorite part of the tape aside from the end is like when the disgraced beauty queen kept saying she "drownded" the quacking toy.

For you pervs heres the link copy and paste

http://gawker.com/5339221/danes-anatomy-mcsteamy-his-wife-and-a-fallen-beauty-queens-naked-threesome

Hollywoods Meth Dealer - Jailed

Michael Douglas' son, Cameron, is currently sitting in a jail cell after he got caught trying to move a bunch of meth from NYC to LA in order to sell it, via Fed Ex... Now there is a real smart idea, dolt..

Since being in the chokey Cameron hasnt been able to get all cozy with a needle and spoon AND got a case of the crackie shakes so.....Radar reports that Cameron's girlfriend, Kelly Sott, decided it would be a really ingenious idea to stuff dime bags of heroin into an electric toothbrush in order to get it by jail security..

Did she not realize she was visiting him in jail?? I think the barbed wire, prison guards, and those fancy jumpsuits you see them sporting in the yard would of tipped ya off.. She was then arrested and is spending quality time with the Butchies in Cell Block C.. HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA..

Casting Call.... Casting Couch.. NEXT BILLY MAYS!

TMZ says that a nationwide search for "the next Billy Mays" will start August 19th in Tampa. They say that Billy's face will remain on the products, but they are looking someone to sell it to the masses on late-night infomercials. Specifically, they want someone to pitch a new product called "Mighty Sponge." It's a sponge so mighty that it can soak up 2 liters of coke.. I wonder if it could sponge all that brown dye out of his mop!

It was reported Billy got paid 7 figures just for one days pay of work! Show me the casting couch here I come!!!

I would see these commercials on late at night and I'd always end up buying something.. I really just need to shut off the tv and throw my phone away.. drunk dialing and drunk purchasing not a good mix.. Operators must of loved hearing from me, who doesnt want to hear from me at 3am??... The last time Billy was on I ended up buying a shit load of stuff and I only found out when the UPS man dropped off unknown boxes and heres me thinking someone sent me a gift nope just boxes and boxes of OXY Clean and a Columbia House Subscription and RoseMary Clooney CD.. yeah i know I gave myself the side eye after that one

I wonder if the Sham Wow guy will try out afterall he needs more money for his Meth Addiction...