Promoting Her Fetus.... Again

Kourtney Kardashian.. eyeroll opened up to People to well talk about her pregnancy AGAIN...
Now, she's telling People Magazine that she thought about having an abortion.

..Im sure your kid is gonna love to hear this when he/she is older...Therapy anyone??

I can't even tell you how many people just say, 'Oh, get an abortion.' Like it's not a big deal."

"I looked online, and I was sitting on the bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion. I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. I was just sitting there crying, thinking, 'I can't do that.' And I felt in my body, this is meant to be. God does things for a reason, and I just felt like it was the right thing that was happening in my life.(God should strike you down just for being so useless) For me, all the reasons why I wouldn't keep the baby were so selfish: It wasn't like I was raped, it's not like I'm 16. I'm 30 years old, I make my own money, I support myself, I can afford to have a baby. And I am with someone who I love, and have been with for a long time."

Yes we get it Kourtney you're pregnant we have heard this for the millionth time even your fetus is screaming at you to shut up!!..pssst you are not the only pregnant one in the world

And just in from Vh1 Megan Wants a Millionare will be replaced with The Millionaire Fetus - Looking For Love Thru The Womb

And the Babys Momma is...Samantha Burke..

Sources say DNA tests confirmed that the baby is in fact Jude's. Samantha's attorney released this statement to TMZ: "Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.

Yeah I heard the name and said WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???? Its confirmed that shes gonna name the baby Mo Monay' Law kidding... This is how its done ladies screw getting hit in crosswalk wait what is more painful?? Getting hit by a car or having a baby Ill have to think about this one and get back to ya..

This is Judes 4th kid damn hes got Kfed or should I say K-Well Fed (if you see recent pictures you will understand)beat.. Jude its apparent your boys can swim did a condom ever come to mind they can be found at your local Rite Aid.. Speaking of Rite Aid wine tasting at 4pm... mmm wine...

Jude Law is Gonna Be a Daddy, yo

Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

Hmm inquiring minds do want to know who the mother is.... Jude has been linked to many stars in H'wood including Cameron Diaz, Sienna "Ill Steal Your Hubby Miller, Octo-Mom no kidding like she needs anymore, and I'll throw in Ho-Han just for good measure you know and at this point who hasnt she been with and hey maybe it will get her back into the limelight like her movie Labor Pains did wait didnt that go direct to dvd hells no it went straight to TV if thats not a slap in the who-ha.. .. Jude needs to call in Maury for some good ole DNA testing..