Oh Crackie...

Lindsay Lohan was hired to do something in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window.

Crackie thought the room was for her.. Well what do you expect she thought she was in heaven with all those mirrors I cant blame the ho

But when B’s entourage arrived – 70 strong – Crackie was told to beat it telling reporters later that:

"I've been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn't like it."

Yeah Linds its kinda of buzz kill when you are the only cracked out one see Singapore doesnt stand for drugs

And Linds brought along her um 16 (cough cough 40 ) year old sister with her.. Umm shouldnt she be in school.. oh wait shes going to the school of Lohan .. shes learning to hide her coke and when someone finds it on you, you claim that the pants,shirt,bra (if she even wears one), shoes, bag isnt yours.. and oh yeah if you get a really bad hangover just check in to rehab

LIFE & STYLE

Life & Style reports that since Dina is MIA Linds has been taking care of her younger sister.(you know showing her how to snort blow and then have a meltdown on Twitter) The two have been doing regular sister bonding activities like smoking and boozing club until dawn.

One witness who was at L.A.'s Crown bar when Linds and her sis were there said, “Lindsay didn’t coddle her or anything. They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her." And another added, “Both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”


When Life & Style asked Michael Lohan about this, he didn't seem to be worried, “I’m glad Lindsay and Ali remain so close."

When you are blowing your life to Hell and snorting the boog sug up your nose it is always good to have company on the journey.....

Makes me sad this gets the cover story and Patrick just get a corner piece...

And From The Enquirer...

First OK! broke the story and now the Enquirer is chiming in on the demise of Angie and Brad (Jenny is cackling right now with her 10 cats)

Get clean or get out - that’s the stinging ultimatum Angelina Jolie issued to Brad Pitt after hearing that the Inglourious Basterd had secretly shared hashish with a celeb pal while his children were asleep in bed, say sources.

“Stop boozing and smoking drugs or check into rehab!” she told him, according to insiders.

A self-confessed stoner when married to Jennifer Aniston, Brad had promised Angelina his drug-using days were over after he became a dad - and she believed him.

On the cover he looks more like a boozebag ( I love him more) then a pothead and its from the Enquirer so its gotta be true!

I will say I was listening to Howard Stern and Tarantino outted him about other drugs on the show so that probably didnt go over to well and you know he gets the good shit from Maddox

Oh I miss the old days when Angie wore vials of blood and made out with her brother... It was all less complicated

Melanie Griffith in Rehab

Melanie's rep tells Star Magazine that she has checked into Cirque Lodge in Utah. Her rep said, "She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy. This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago.. cough.. cough .. bullshit...

But a source said, "The reason Melanie checked in was her husband was demanding that she get clean and sober. He told her that if she didn't get the help she needed it would be the end of their marriage."

If Cirque Lodge sounds familiar its where Linds went to clean up her act... yeah that worked.. Hopefully it will work for Melanie

Oh Crackie

Heres Lindsey after climbing out of her crack den with her new inflated lips..
Even Vanity Fair is speculating that it’s a case of the bad injections.
Linds spent the day shopping with her 40 year old sister and arrived at dinner in a cab.. Nothing wrong with taking a cab but this girl used to use SUVS only, I guess the boog sug is hitting her hard in the wallet.

And my final note I always forget shes only 23...ROUGH