Oh Jenny...

Nominations came out and Tina Fey was nominated for 30 Rock and who got her granny pants in a bunch about it? Cat Lady Aniston

Radar reports:

Tellingly, Jen didn't call Tina to congratulate her on the nomination - and insiders say their friendship has been strained by the competition. "Jen was so excited to be nominated, she's been talking about it for months," an insider tells radaronline. "But she's really disappointed to be going up against Tina. She realizes it's going to be near to impossible to win now. "Jen doesn't deal with competition well, she likes to be the top dog. She's not happy that Tina is likely to out shine her on the night. "Jen and Tina used to be really good friends, they used to talk at least every week, but now they hardly talk at all. "Tina hasn't got a problem at all with being up against Jen but she is kind of put out by Jen's attitude towards her now. "She just can't understand why Jen would be giving her the cold shoulder over something so trivial."

Hmm doesnt deal with competition well... wonder why

Oh I know why

1.Your husband BRAD PITT left you for the Angelina Jolie (upgrade) because for some reason you didnt want to have kids with him you wanted to focus on your um career, good move.... If I was married to Brad Pitt my career in life would be to have sex with him all the time.. I know Jenny the horror

2.Your relationships last as long as my attention span and according to my friends its as long as a goldfish.. 3 seconds, just call me Dori.. I love my friends.. Dont hate the beautiful ladies..

3.All your movies suck maybe you should of died at the end of Marley and Me instead of the dog

Im a bit bitchy combination of PMS and a case of the HUNGRIES!

And From The Enquirer...

First OK! broke the story and now the Enquirer is chiming in on the demise of Angie and Brad (Jenny is cackling right now with her 10 cats)

Get clean or get out - that’s the stinging ultimatum Angelina Jolie issued to Brad Pitt after hearing that the Inglourious Basterd had secretly shared hashish with a celeb pal while his children were asleep in bed, say sources.

“Stop boozing and smoking drugs or check into rehab!” she told him, according to insiders.

A self-confessed stoner when married to Jennifer Aniston, Brad had promised Angelina his drug-using days were over after he became a dad - and she believed him.

On the cover he looks more like a boozebag ( I love him more) then a pothead and its from the Enquirer so its gotta be true!

I will say I was listening to Howard Stern and Tarantino outted him about other drugs on the show so that probably didnt go over to well and you know he gets the good shit from Maddox

Oh I miss the old days when Angie wore vials of blood and made out with her brother... It was all less complicated

This Weeks OK Magazine

And here we have our weekly round up... It gives me a case of the Yawwwwwwwwwns

While Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt headed to France to work on their relationship — after all, it’s where they shacked up when Angie was expecting their twins, Knox and Vivienne — a Jolie-Pitt insider reveals that the couple’s retreat has gotten off to a very rough start. “Brad has been adamant that Angie spend time with the family and focus on them with as much passion and energy as she does all her project,” the source explains to OK!.

However, “right after they got to France, Brad found a box of scripts that Angie had said she wanted to read. She and Brad got into a fight over it. Angie stormed out of the room and went into the bedroom.” And shes sick of him drinking


.. Ummm yeah dont they have like a 50 room house or some shit like that I hardly see him sleeping on a couch somewhere... wait let me guess he was SEXTING Jenny.. lame.. And so what if Brad needs some Jesus Juice to get thru the day kids will do that to you she should sleep on the couch for making such a statement