And From The Enquirer...

First OK! broke the story and now the Enquirer is chiming in on the demise of Angie and Brad (Jenny is cackling right now with her 10 cats)

Get clean or get out - that’s the stinging ultimatum Angelina Jolie issued to Brad Pitt after hearing that the Inglourious Basterd had secretly shared hashish with a celeb pal while his children were asleep in bed, say sources.

“Stop boozing and smoking drugs or check into rehab!” she told him, according to insiders.

A self-confessed stoner when married to Jennifer Aniston, Brad had promised Angelina his drug-using days were over after he became a dad - and she believed him.

On the cover he looks more like a boozebag ( I love him more) then a pothead and its from the Enquirer so its gotta be true!

I will say I was listening to Howard Stern and Tarantino outted him about other drugs on the show so that probably didnt go over to well and you know he gets the good shit from Maddox

Oh I miss the old days when Angie wore vials of blood and made out with her brother... It was all less complicated

Oompa Loompa Sighting...

No no no just kidding its Lohan sporting well her favorite color ORANGE!

I seriously want to take a Brillo Pad to get that Whoreanous look off orange off of her skin.. Well McCrackie bolted from her movie set to NYC to come to the premier of Inglourious Basterds and of course the AFTER PARTY... You know to um network.. (cough cough free drugs..free booze.. cough cough)

By looking at this pic I can just see that nasty poo mist dripping off of her..

Shes one of those girls that you see that look good from afar but FAR FROM GOOD..

I need a shower now..

Inglourious Basterds Movie Premier

Well last night everyone came out to see Brads new flick along with Angie. I was gonna post pics of Brad and Angie but you all know who they are and what they look like, yes they are hot.. There were other celebs there but I like finding people I have no idea who they are, until I came across this gem.. These red carpet premiers just bring no-names out of the woodwork and will do anything to get noticed, like wearing something WHORE-RENDOUS.. ( new word I like it)

That brings me to Mallika Sherawat(soon to appear on Brett Ratners casting couch) apparently shes out of Bollywood or something like that.. never got the whole Bollywood thing that music is awful and the elephant looking thing with the 8 eight arms freaks me out. I guess I shouldnt listen to this music it after a wine night with my friend Lisa nah it still sounds like shit .. I say this as Im listening to Hansons MMMMMMM Bop..... Any boozey

I think she borrowed this dress from Lil Kim's secret collection.. Im going to a wedding in August this will be perfect.. Anything to get the raised eyebrow from the grannies at the reception..