Inglourious Basterds Movie Premier

Well last night everyone came out to see Brads new flick along with Angie. I was gonna post pics of Brad and Angie but you all know who they are and what they look like, yes they are hot.. There were other celebs there but I like finding people I have no idea who they are, until I came across this gem.. These red carpet premiers just bring no-names out of the woodwork and will do anything to get noticed, like wearing something WHORE-RENDOUS.. ( new word I like it)

That brings me to Mallika Sherawat(soon to appear on Brett Ratners casting couch) apparently shes out of Bollywood or something like that.. never got the whole Bollywood thing that music is awful and the elephant looking thing with the 8 eight arms freaks me out. I guess I shouldnt listen to this music it after a wine night with my friend Lisa nah it still sounds like shit .. I say this as Im listening to Hansons MMMMMMM Bop..... Any boozey

I think she borrowed this dress from Lil Kim's secret collection.. Im going to a wedding in August this will be perfect.. Anything to get the raised eyebrow from the grannies at the reception..

Forever a CatLady...

Jenny recently sat down with Elle to do an interview about her being alone and a the future catwoman of America

Jenny said, "I'm not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It's fine. I can take it. If I'm the emblem for 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,' so be it. I can make fun of myself. And I'll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up."
She also talked about the day her mother told her she was one of those girls that has a great personality well all know what that means either a. you are fat or b. you are just plain ugly. Basically. "I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, 'Oh, honey, you're so funny.' So, she doesn't lie to me . . . She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength." Yeah I get all warm and fuzzy too when my mom calls me ugly.. She wouldnt dare cuz I'd put her ass in a nursing home.. BACK IN THE BASEMENT MOTHER!.. Anyway

Im shocked Jenny didnt shout at her mom thats so "uncool" seriously the backlash from that was about as exciting as watching my cat knit.. she can she has skillz! well if i had a cat I bet she could knit

You know Angelina read this and cackled as she flew off to find an island of babies to adopt with Brad..