POLANKSI ARRESTED

Swiss authorities arrested Roman at the request of the U.S. based on a warrant issued all the waaaay back in the olden times (aka 1978). Roman started running after he pleaded guilty to drugging a 13-year-old girl and having sex with her during a photo shoot at Jack Nicholson's house in 1977. Before he could be sentenced, Roman busted out of the US and has been living in France

This past July, Roman asked a California court to consider his request to throw the case out. The judge said he wouldn't even consider it if Roman didn't come to the U.S.

The victim, Samantha Geimer, has previously asked that all the charges be dropped, because everyone knowing about the details of that day causes harm to her, her husband and her children.

Roman is now being held by Swiss authorities and they are waiting on an official extradition request from the U.S.

Jessica Simpson um Models

There was no talking, no singing, and no acting involved all she had to do was walk a straight line without tripping or falling and VIOLA! WE have a model.. Although Ty Ty would not be impressed

Jessica Simpson's Vh1 reality show about beauty took her all the way to France yesterday. Jessica was there to model in a fashion show for designer Ozlem Suer

And Jess your funbags dont look all that fun...Invest in a good bra the picture says enough I dont need to eloborate..

And note to everyone who loves big boobs as you can see they sag and this is exactly why I'm happy with my BUBBIES!

This Weeks OK Magazine

And here we have our weekly round up... It gives me a case of the Yawwwwwwwwwns

While Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt headed to France to work on their relationship — after all, it’s where they shacked up when Angie was expecting their twins, Knox and Vivienne — a Jolie-Pitt insider reveals that the couple’s retreat has gotten off to a very rough start. “Brad has been adamant that Angie spend time with the family and focus on them with as much passion and energy as she does all her project,” the source explains to OK!.

However, “right after they got to France, Brad found a box of scripts that Angie had said she wanted to read. She and Brad got into a fight over it. Angie stormed out of the room and went into the bedroom.” And shes sick of him drinking


.. Ummm yeah dont they have like a 50 room house or some shit like that I hardly see him sleeping on a couch somewhere... wait let me guess he was SEXTING Jenny.. lame.. And so what if Brad needs some Jesus Juice to get thru the day kids will do that to you she should sleep on the couch for making such a statement

Jack Being Jack

Being Jack is hard work.. you know swimming in France, eating,boating,and hanging with chicks and when Jack is tired he sleeps wherever the hell he wants... Why you ask BECAUSE HE IS JACK!!

Its nice to see Jack with his shirt on my bubbies were getting jealous of his full C cup..

And I see that CROC hanging off your foot.. I wont rant.. because well your JACK.. How to Smoke and Swim... watch and learn bitches

Jack In France....

Here we have Jack with no shame what-so-ever sporting no shirt. Hes fat, bald, drinks and smokes but does he care nope.. Why you ask because he is JACK!.. The man is sporting bigger bubbies (Housewives of NJ ref, trust you need to watch this trainwreck) and yet Im sure he still does well with the ladies... Why you ask because he is JACK!

Jack even smokes while he swims... talent I say.. BRAVO....

The only bad thing I can say is that he is sporting crocs.. Seriously I really tried liking these gay ass things.. Im sorry I dont care how hot you are (my boyfriend included) or how comfortable they maybe you still look like a tool even Jack and I refuse to post the pic thats how much I hate crocs! Issues I know I keep my therapist busy