Jessica Simpson um Models

There was no talking, no singing, and no acting involved all she had to do was walk a straight line without tripping or falling and VIOLA! WE have a model.. Although Ty Ty would not be impressed

Jessica Simpson's Vh1 reality show about beauty took her all the way to France yesterday. Jessica was there to model in a fashion show for designer Ozlem Suer

And Jess your funbags dont look all that fun...Invest in a good bra the picture says enough I dont need to eloborate..

And note to everyone who loves big boobs as you can see they sag and this is exactly why I'm happy with my BUBBIES!

Jack Being Jack

Being Jack is hard work.. you know swimming in France, eating,boating,and hanging with chicks and when Jack is tired he sleeps wherever the hell he wants... Why you ask BECAUSE HE IS JACK!!

Its nice to see Jack with his shirt on my bubbies were getting jealous of his full C cup..

And I see that CROC hanging off your foot.. I wont rant.. because well your JACK.. How to Smoke and Swim... watch and learn bitches