Jessica Still Looking For Daisy

On Monday, Jessica Simpson's five-year old maltipoo was taken in front of her by a COYOTE

Jessica Simpson put up missing signs all over the place offering a reward for any information on the whereabouts of her dog that got taken by a COYOTE

She even hired a professional pet finding company to send voicemails to 1,000 of her neighbors for any information on the whereabouts of her dog that got taken by a COYOTE.... Do you see where I am going with this??

Via her Twitter:

Still holding out hope despite the assholes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby...why would I stop searching? I'm a mom.

Yes this is sad (im not a complete jerk) to have your animal die on you or taken and probably eaten alive but lets get real Jessica your dog was not taken by Wiley Coyote and I hardly think your little pooch is being held in the back of an ACME van as Wiley Coyote thinks up a ransom amount while still plotting to capture the Road Runner...BEEP BEEP

Jessica Simpson Rebounds

InTouch reports:

An insider reveals that, in a state of desperation and loneliness, she's been secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer, who unceremoniously dumped her in 2007 after they dated for a year. "They've always had an amazing connection," a business associate of Jessica's tells In Touch. Ignoring her friends' warnings that the notorious player will just use her and then break up with her again, Jessica has jumped headfirst into a relationship with the singer now that she and Tony, 29, split. "Jessica is kidding herself that her and John stand a chance," says a source.

John sang "Your boobies are a saggyland" to her last night in concert. It got a standing O.

Jessica Simpson um Models

There was no talking, no singing, and no acting involved all she had to do was walk a straight line without tripping or falling and VIOLA! WE have a model.. Although Ty Ty would not be impressed

Jessica Simpson's Vh1 reality show about beauty took her all the way to France yesterday. Jessica was there to model in a fashion show for designer Ozlem Suer

And Jess your funbags dont look all that fun...Invest in a good bra the picture says enough I dont need to eloborate..

And note to everyone who loves big boobs as you can see they sag and this is exactly why I'm happy with my BUBBIES!

Jessica Simpson Gets 10k Ring

If you didn't already know Jessica just went through a breakup, you really would have no way of telling from the way she was behaving at the event," an eyewitness told E! News. "She really seemed happy."
Even though Simpson refused to talk to any press while at the event, Joe Simpson says his daughter is doing fine. "She's good. She's doing very good," he said.

Word is Tony Roho dumped Jessica after he found out that John Mayer had been texting.. why women love this guy is beyond me he looks like a corpse! Tony has gone so far as to put her on a do not let in list at the gates of his house.. Has he not heard of ex-sex? Then again she might be the type to show up in a wedding dress and not leave. Maybe she should take some tips from LeahAnn Rimes (note to self something to do this weekend) The last time I got dumped all I got was a case of sads and a bottle of Boones