Jessica Simpson Rebounds

InTouch reports:

An insider reveals that, in a state of desperation and loneliness, she's been secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer, who unceremoniously dumped her in 2007 after they dated for a year. "They've always had an amazing connection," a business associate of Jessica's tells In Touch. Ignoring her friends' warnings that the notorious player will just use her and then break up with her again, Jessica has jumped headfirst into a relationship with the singer now that she and Tony, 29, split. "Jessica is kidding herself that her and John stand a chance," says a source.

John sang "Your boobies are a saggyland" to her last night in concert. It got a standing O.

Oompa Loompa I Mean...

Lindsey Lohan on her latest movie called Machete I wonder what role she got cast in if anything from this picture I would guess the crazy crackie at the park. I really wish I could say something nice (when do I ever) but I just cant. I really try to find the good in everyone.. Yeah I dont even believe myself.. AnyOrange

Where do I start? The blonde hair, the nappy weave, her skinny ass frame, or the fact that's she freaking orange,blotchy and looks like crackhead..

This should be a box office hit her co-star is Jessica Alba yeah cuz shes in all the good movies.....


Remember when LL looked like this???