Since When Are Vampires Orange...FRECULA !!!

Lindsay Lohan, who has already admitted that she's a major True Blood fanwhore, posted these pictures of her as a vampire on her Twitter from her new crackden apparently hanging out with Jason Segal and her lil sis Allie.. Sorry Linds maybe if it was call Tru Crackie then the director would call you back and since its not well dont sit by the phone


Linds you would have a better chance at getting the role of Nosferatu with that emaciated frame of yours..

Is it just me or do the fangs look like she shoved tampons in her mouth... Im just saying.....

HAPPY LABOR DAY!

Oh Hohan keep up your fuckery it just makes my day

Celebu-TARD...

Over the weekend we all heard how Hohans crack den was broken into. Yesterday Crackie decided to Twitter that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken... just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me."

The Chicago Sun-Times says that some of those things that "meant a lot" to her include "very incriminating videos and photos." A source added that Blohan will be all sorts of embarrassed if any of it got out

Ok I have to ask and maybe the voices in my head will answer me

1. Why would you keep compromising photos of yourself? You seriously cant be that dumb wait we are talking about Lohan...
2. If there's a valid reason for question #1 - which im trying to think of one and its making my brain hurt. But if you're going to keep them, can't your Orange WHORE ASS afford a safety deposit box in Switzerland? At the very least, give them to your attorney.

Linds we have seen you on vid or was it pics who knows it was her snorting blow and flashing your vag all over Hollywood I honestly dont think you can sink any lower then your career...

sextape in 5..4...3..

A Crackie Could Be Coming To Your Hood

As we all heard Linds crackden was broken into and a bunch of shit was stolen well according to Radar Online her neighbors want her out

“The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house,” a neighbor told RadarOnline.com. “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.”

The star was targeted for a second time at her rented home after thieves made off with a safe, bags, jewelry and shoes belonging to the actress. The first robbery was reported in May and the latest one occurred in the early hours of Sunday morning. Detectives at the Hollywood police station are currently reviewing video footage which reportedly caught three men leaving the house aka her drug dealers

Linds is looking for a new place to stay so is there an available crackhouse in your neighborhood? I'd invite her to my neighborhood but she would buy up all the good drugs and I cant have that.. Yeah I know im selfish...

Lindsey Robbed Again...

For the second time in three months,Lohans crack den has been broken into! When she got home from NYC this morning (walk of shame they mean), she found out that someone tried to rip the safe out of the wall and stolen a bunch of watches (yeah cuz Lindsey knows how to tell time). Apparently, it was all caught on surveillance video.

I thought Lindsey and her dad didnt talk (here I am thinking I know all) but the first person she called was her dad.. Because who can really understand a crack head when they ramble on and on and on and on..

Michael called 911 and then he called US Weekly,Enquirer,OK!,Star,E!News (of course). Michael said he believes it's an inside job, because Lohans assistants conveniently forgot to turn the security system on

This is what Michael said to TMZ "I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop."

Not to be outdone by her ex husband Dina had to put her 2 orange cents in
"Ali and Linds just left me in New York, and left people in charge to pack, as we are moving her to a safer place. She is okay, but upset." to People magazine of course..

Hey Linds in the future when someone gives you drugs you still have to pay for it or your shit gets robbed.. Im here to help

Oompa Loompa I Mean...

Lindsey Lohan on her latest movie called Machete I wonder what role she got cast in if anything from this picture I would guess the crazy crackie at the park. I really wish I could say something nice (when do I ever) but I just cant. I really try to find the good in everyone.. Yeah I dont even believe myself.. AnyOrange

Where do I start? The blonde hair, the nappy weave, her skinny ass frame, or the fact that's she freaking orange,blotchy and looks like crackhead..

This should be a box office hit her co-star is Jessica Alba yeah cuz shes in all the good movies.....


Remember when LL looked like this???