White Oprah Makes An Annoucement

And its not about her troubled daughter or the fact that she wants to help her daughter, or to admit her daughter into rehab.. Nah why bother when you can soak off whats left of your crackhead of a daughters fame..

NOPE its all about Dina THE SELF ABSORBED Mother of The Year


Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet( and now crackhead because shes surrounded by ENABLERS.. SIDE EYE TO DINA) Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes.com retail designer ladies footwear stores.

Other celebrities that have sold millions of shoes include: Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Star Jones, Carlos Santana and more.

LoveMyShoes.com hopes to have Dina's shoes available world-wide from coast to coast by Mother's Day. She will be appearing as a shoe fashionista later this on month on television and radio commercials. The shoe store chain was founded on Long Island, home of the Lohan family.


Im sure these shoes will have that Frederick of Hollywood feel to them... Ali does need some new shoes for Amateur night

HEY DINA TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAMN KIDS!

4TH,5TH,6TH TIME A CHARM??

Linds my favorite Crackie has claimed to be sober ever since leaving rehab and yeah the moon is made of cheese.. Anyblow

Hollywood Scoop reports:

Inside sources tell Hollyscoop that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after a blow-up fight with Samantha Ronson. Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly "threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend's door" during a heated fight. The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises. The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time! It’s official! Lindsay is a mess! Her family and friends have a right to be concerned for her health and her safety. She’s clearly a threat to herself and those around her!

I find it funny though how they let her little sister hang out with her and partying up like 2 ho's on Strawberry Boone at every night club in town.. the whole family needs rehab Im sure they could probably get a discount...

And Linds keep the needle out of your lips

LIFE & STYLE

Life & Style reports that since Dina is MIA Linds has been taking care of her younger sister.(you know showing her how to snort blow and then have a meltdown on Twitter) The two have been doing regular sister bonding activities like smoking and boozing club until dawn.

One witness who was at L.A.'s Crown bar when Linds and her sis were there said, “Lindsay didn’t coddle her or anything. They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her." And another added, “Both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.”


When Life & Style asked Michael Lohan about this, he didn't seem to be worried, “I’m glad Lindsay and Ali remain so close."

When you are blowing your life to Hell and snorting the boog sug up your nose it is always good to have company on the journey.....

Makes me sad this gets the cover story and Patrick just get a corner piece...

Celebu-TARD...

Over the weekend we all heard how Hohans crack den was broken into. Yesterday Crackie decided to Twitter that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken... just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me."

The Chicago Sun-Times says that some of those things that "meant a lot" to her include "very incriminating videos and photos." A source added that Blohan will be all sorts of embarrassed if any of it got out

Ok I have to ask and maybe the voices in my head will answer me

1. Why would you keep compromising photos of yourself? You seriously cant be that dumb wait we are talking about Lohan...
2. If there's a valid reason for question #1 - which im trying to think of one and its making my brain hurt. But if you're going to keep them, can't your Orange WHORE ASS afford a safety deposit box in Switzerland? At the very least, give them to your attorney.

Linds we have seen you on vid or was it pics who knows it was her snorting blow and flashing your vag all over Hollywood I honestly dont think you can sink any lower then your career...

sextape in 5..4...3..

Lindsey Robbed Again...

For the second time in three months,Lohans crack den has been broken into! When she got home from NYC this morning (walk of shame they mean), she found out that someone tried to rip the safe out of the wall and stolen a bunch of watches (yeah cuz Lindsey knows how to tell time). Apparently, it was all caught on surveillance video.

I thought Lindsey and her dad didnt talk (here I am thinking I know all) but the first person she called was her dad.. Because who can really understand a crack head when they ramble on and on and on and on..

Michael called 911 and then he called US Weekly,Enquirer,OK!,Star,E!News (of course). Michael said he believes it's an inside job, because Lohans assistants conveniently forgot to turn the security system on

This is what Michael said to TMZ "I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop."

Not to be outdone by her ex husband Dina had to put her 2 orange cents in
"Ali and Linds just left me in New York, and left people in charge to pack, as we are moving her to a safer place. She is okay, but upset." to People magazine of course..

Hey Linds in the future when someone gives you drugs you still have to pay for it or your shit gets robbed.. Im here to help