Showing posts with label cat lady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat lady. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Oh Jenny...


Nominations came out and Tina Fey was nominated for 30 Rock and who got her granny pants in a bunch about it? Cat Lady Aniston

Radar reports:

Tellingly, Jen didn't call Tina to congratulate her on the nomination - and insiders say their friendship has been strained by the competition. "Jen was so excited to be nominated, she's been talking about it for months," an insider tells radaronline. "But she's really disappointed to be going up against Tina. She realizes it's going to be near to impossible to win now. "Jen doesn't deal with competition well, she likes to be the top dog. She's not happy that Tina is likely to out shine her on the night. "Jen and Tina used to be really good friends, they used to talk at least every week, but now they hardly talk at all. "Tina hasn't got a problem at all with being up against Jen but she is kind of put out by Jen's attitude towards her now. "She just can't understand why Jen would be giving her the cold shoulder over something so trivial."

Hmm doesnt deal with competition well... wonder why

Oh I know why

1.Your husband BRAD PITT left you for the Angelina Jolie (upgrade) because for some reason you didnt want to have kids with him you wanted to focus on your um career, good move.... If I was married to Brad Pitt my career in life would be to have sex with him all the time.. I know Jenny the horror

2.Your relationships last as long as my attention span and according to my friends its as long as a goldfish.. 3 seconds, just call me Dori.. I love my friends.. Dont hate the beautiful ladies..

3.All your movies suck maybe you should of died at the end of Marley and Me instead of the dog

Im a bit bitchy combination of PMS and a case of the HUNGRIES!

Monday, August 24, 2009

The Cat Lady and The ManHo...


People Mag is saying that Gerry and Jenny got all touchy feelie with each other in NYC on Saturday night.

One source (Jennys cat) said that the Gerard and Jenny started out their night by having dinner at Freeman's on the Lower East Side. After they finished there, they went on over to the lounge at The Jane Hotel where "witnesses" say they were "holding hands." (witness= Renee aka Squinty in her Jackie O glasses)

This is the lamest date ever! No PDA? No getting tipsy on the Champezzy? No puking outside a car window? NO walk of shame? No crying?? What???? Isnt that how everyones dates go??

Im so over stories of these 2 ho's.. Shockingly enough they both have movies out or coming out

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

US WEEKLY COVER



Here we have the latest breaking news from US Weekly... And on the Cover we have Cat Lady Aniston vs Squinty Zellwegger (she seriously looks like shes sucking on a lemon) and why he chose Renee over Jenny.. I'll tell you why...

Desperate, Clingy and whiney...

Jenny probably showed up on their first date in a wedding dress and babbling about wanting kids.. buzz kill.. Everyone knows kids ruin everything, just jokes they make really good lil bartenders they always overpour... Moving on.. Renee has already been married (been there done that) has a great movie career..awards and probably didnt mention Brad after every 3rd sentence.. so uncool...

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