Kanyes Apology IN CAPS OF COURSE

Apparently Kanye was blizted last night off of Henny.. ick.. Kanye stick to Boones it brings out the love in everyone... Heres this tool bloggin in Caps and sayin I SOOOOOOOOOWRRRY...

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”

Reading this gives me a headache or it might be the fact I was drinking wine out of a box yesterday afternoon... Im going with the rant... never blame the booze

Kanye should apologize for living and breathing..... His "apology" just makes him look worse.

image via mtv.com

Grandma Attacks - Click Here

A local news crew in Cocoa, Florida goes to the house of an alleged 15-year-old stripper and are attacked (with a hoe!!!) by the girls grandmother.

Arent Grandma's suppose to greet you at the door with cookies and milk and not try to gash your head open? My Grandma always greets me with a smile probably because she knows I got a basket of love for her.. ie Boones and Pall Malls..

And Im posting a pic of Steven Tyler.. yes thats him cuz he looks like my grandma.. shes always in the liquor store too

FREE ICE CREAM ON YOUR BARFDAY - CLICK HERE

Personally on my birthday I drown my happiness in Boones,Sparks and pork rinds (its my birthday so shut it)but this year Im gonna enjoy some ice cream from Stone Cold Creamery and watch The Golden Girls Marathon on Lifetime...

Grandma Is That You?

When I first saw a picture of this I thought this was my grandma sporting the Jackie O glasses (she taught me the hangover rules) so I figured she was out and curing her hangover with some Pall Malls and picking up her favorite flava of Boones she loves it when I send her a gift basket of this shit she calls it the basket of love..

Anygranny...

Well to my surprise it wasn't this is actually Steven WTF Tyler with actor Chuck Slavin at Pembroke Center Liquors in Massachusetts on Saturday

Nice wife beater - Chuck who ever you are

All sorts of wrong with this picture...

Lindsey Lohan

Here we have Lindsey Lohan well looking like a call girl (it got me thru college, dont judge)

so you go get that money girl! kidding.. ...She was spotted out with a spray bottle.. Wonder what was in it.. water?? boones? vodka? If so please spray me down but with my luck its probably that awful spraytan poo mist shes trying to sell.. Sales must be down

Oh Lohan just jokes!

Free Moose Poster

http://www.blazethetrail.com/ you need to sign up which is FREE to claim your poster, Now if this was only a Boones poster id be all over this but since its not im gonna send it to my mom, arent I the best daughter

Good Lord More of Kara...

E!'s Marc Malkin has confirmed that Kara will reprise her role as on American Idol. One word LAME... A source said, "Her deal is done. There are no ifs, ands or buts. Done. She will be back."

And Yet Paula cant get what she wants, aside from Viocodens, Percs, vodka, and precious Boones just to name a few.. Word is she wanted close to 20 million and the producers arent budging. As it stands she makes around 4 million for the show and her offer has come down to 12-14 million dollar range...

Who knows what she will get for the show but I'd rather see the crazy then the LAME..eh hem im talking to you Kara Whatsyourname I seriously almost fell asleep typing her name.. Who doesnt love a little crazy or alot in Paulas case that being said maybe Skat Cat should replace her oh who am I kidding Paula Your Forever My Girl....