Grandma Attacks - Click Here

A local news crew in Cocoa, Florida goes to the house of an alleged 15-year-old stripper and are attacked (with a hoe!!!) by the girls grandmother.

Arent Grandma's suppose to greet you at the door with cookies and milk and not try to gash your head open? My Grandma always greets me with a smile probably because she knows I got a basket of love for her.. ie Boones and Pall Malls..

And Im posting a pic of Steven Tyler.. yes thats him cuz he looks like my grandma.. shes always in the liquor store too

Grandma Is That You?

When I first saw a picture of this I thought this was my grandma sporting the Jackie O glasses (she taught me the hangover rules) so I figured she was out and curing her hangover with some Pall Malls and picking up her favorite flava of Boones she loves it when I send her a gift basket of this shit she calls it the basket of love..

Anygranny...

Well to my surprise it wasn't this is actually Steven WTF Tyler with actor Chuck Slavin at Pembroke Center Liquors in Massachusetts on Saturday

Nice wife beater - Chuck who ever you are

All sorts of wrong with this picture...

Dancing with the Has-bens.......

ABC entertainment president Stephen McPherson told reporters that he'd "absolutely" love it if Abdul joined the DWTS team!

"We would love to have her on Dancing whether it's as a contestant, or a participant, judge, etc.," said McPherson on Saturday.

He, like all of us, was shocked at Paula's exit from Idol: "I was a little stunned by the decision. I think she's a huge talent. There's a sensitivity and emotion in her that balances out Idol and we'd love to get a piece of that."

Abdul has also been offered a spot as a guest judge on the So You Think You Can Dance panel, but DWTS have something a little more permanent in mind.

Paula just gets emotional when her last vicoden is gone duh

I really tried liking DWTS I really did but I just cant and when I do turn it on I have an attention span of a goldfish. Maybe its the fact that everytime I go to my boyfriends parents house this hot mess is on and when I try to say something I get the big SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from my future mother in law as shes puffing on a Pall Mall... I guess I should know better then to interupt her "shows"