Naomi Can Smile Without Beating a Ho

Here is Naomi partying at the VIP Room in St. Tropez a couple of nights ago with her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin.

You know Vlad loves it when Naomi kicks the shit out him...

There are pictures of her dancing with her who-ha all hanging out but I was too scared to post it as a third fist might come out of there and punch me in my face.. And besides its lunchtime no need for the dry heaves...

We Wont Be Seeing La Toya

La Toya's new face told Access Hollywood (via Reuters), “I’ve been approached to do ‘ Dancing with the Stars.' The fact of the matter is, I won’t be doing it, simply because of the circumstances that (are) going on at the moment but she is open to judging American Idol

On American Idol you get to sit on your fat or in her case plastic ass and judge contestants on DWTS you actually have to do some work that involves exercise and well that just doesnt sit well with La Toya.. Why exercise when you can suck it out

Here I was hoping for a bit of crazy on DWTS and I actually would of watched and I would of been the one doing the SHUSHING!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Im watching La Toya glide across the stage in all her plastic glory...

Yeah I know im lying I wouldnt of watched

Dancing with the Has-bens.......

ABC entertainment president Stephen McPherson told reporters that he'd "absolutely" love it if Abdul joined the DWTS team!

"We would love to have her on Dancing whether it's as a contestant, or a participant, judge, etc.," said McPherson on Saturday.

He, like all of us, was shocked at Paula's exit from Idol: "I was a little stunned by the decision. I think she's a huge talent. There's a sensitivity and emotion in her that balances out Idol and we'd love to get a piece of that."

Abdul has also been offered a spot as a guest judge on the So You Think You Can Dance panel, but DWTS have something a little more permanent in mind.

Paula just gets emotional when her last vicoden is gone duh

I really tried liking DWTS I really did but I just cant and when I do turn it on I have an attention span of a goldfish. Maybe its the fact that everytime I go to my boyfriends parents house this hot mess is on and when I try to say something I get the big SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from my future mother in law as shes puffing on a Pall Mall... I guess I should know better then to interupt her "shows"