Dancing with the Has-bens.......

ABC entertainment president Stephen McPherson told reporters that he'd "absolutely" love it if Abdul joined the DWTS team!

"We would love to have her on Dancing whether it's as a contestant, or a participant, judge, etc.," said McPherson on Saturday.

He, like all of us, was shocked at Paula's exit from Idol: "I was a little stunned by the decision. I think she's a huge talent. There's a sensitivity and emotion in her that balances out Idol and we'd love to get a piece of that."

Abdul has also been offered a spot as a guest judge on the So You Think You Can Dance panel, but DWTS have something a little more permanent in mind.

Paula just gets emotional when her last vicoden is gone duh

I really tried liking DWTS I really did but I just cant and when I do turn it on I have an attention span of a goldfish. Maybe its the fact that everytime I go to my boyfriends parents house this hot mess is on and when I try to say something I get the big SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from my future mother in law as shes puffing on a Pall Mall... I guess I should know better then to interupt her "shows"

POSH TO BE A GUEST JUDGE ON IDOL

Somewhere right now Paula is downing a bottle of Vicodens and booze after hearing this! Paula wanted more money then what Idol offered to her well now its rumored that Posh.. snoozefest.. will be a guest judge on the show and pick up a cool 236k ... must be nice.. I wonder if Posh's face will move shes had so much botox her face is permantley frozen.. Is she happy? sad? crying? does she cry? I might just tune just for that alone

Im guessing this is how Idol is gonna roll now paying guest judges instead of throwing millions at Paula

Oh yeah cuz Posh has an eye for talent.. Spice Girls need I say more... Now I have that stupid song in my head.. ... If you wanna be my lovaa....

The Crazy Will Not Return To Idol!!

Put the crazy alert alarm on!!! This is what Paula tweeted ( i hate that term im never using it again)

With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent,but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon. What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me. It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month.

You know Paula is going straight for the Vicodens and a crazy mix of vodka and gatorade (Its called a Wallytini - dont judge)

Seriously though Im gonna miss Paula (and no nobody put a roofie in my am coffee) well my other choice is to listen to Kara Whatsherfreakingname babble on and on. Paula was a staple on American Idol but apparently she didnt get the money she wanted.. Grey Goose isnt cheap!

Im sure shes coming out with some stupid Cheerleading variety show I wonder if Skat Cat with be a judge with her.. a girl can dream..