DWTS In Talks With....

La Toya Jackson..ugh...

UsWeekly says that La Toya is in talks with Dancing with the Has-beens but doesnt know if she can commit due to her busy schedule... cricket..cricket.... What has she been doing aside from being useless ..hmmm.. WAIT!! Wasn't she on the Psychic Network or some dumbshit like that oh wait that was Dionne.. Speaking of Psychic's I wonder what happened to Ms. Cleo? I love listening to her sound board I use it to crank call people with its funny the reactions I get when I do this why wouldnt you want to hear from a Jamaican black woman at 1am..., ahh how I love the *67 feature.... I know I have alot of time on my hands..

Back to this pressing news sorry I get side-tracked..

La toyas rep stated "She's a big fan of the show, and being from a musical family, it would be a good fit." --- along with her new face..

ABC will announce the entire cast this Monday morning, but it's rumored that Audrina Patridge I know you may say WHO but when I say dead behind the eyes you will know which one im talking about(google her trust), Vera Wang, Dean McDermott and Lou Ferrigno have either signed on already or are close to signing.

Im posting a pic of La toya that obviously looks nothing like her now.. Im giving a tribute to her old face..

Dancing with the Has-bens.......

ABC entertainment president Stephen McPherson told reporters that he'd "absolutely" love it if Abdul joined the DWTS team!

"We would love to have her on Dancing whether it's as a contestant, or a participant, judge, etc.," said McPherson on Saturday.

He, like all of us, was shocked at Paula's exit from Idol: "I was a little stunned by the decision. I think she's a huge talent. There's a sensitivity and emotion in her that balances out Idol and we'd love to get a piece of that."

Abdul has also been offered a spot as a guest judge on the So You Think You Can Dance panel, but DWTS have something a little more permanent in mind.

Paula just gets emotional when her last vicoden is gone duh

I really tried liking DWTS I really did but I just cant and when I do turn it on I have an attention span of a goldfish. Maybe its the fact that everytime I go to my boyfriends parents house this hot mess is on and when I try to say something I get the big SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from my future mother in law as shes puffing on a Pall Mall... I guess I should know better then to interupt her "shows"