KANYE TO HEAD TO REHAB

The latest celeb to go to rehab is KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYE WEST..

some sources are telling Star Magazine that there's a chance Kanye could have a problem with the Jesus Juice. Before Kanye made an ass out of himself and ruining Taylor Swifts moment, he had been getting tipsy on Henny all night. Kanye blamed the BOOZE for what he said.. Kanye dont ever blame the booze.. booze is your friend. So now he thinks he needs rehab.. I dont think they have a rehab for EGOMANIACS and I think a good swift kick in the head would be more useful. Personally I think he would of jumped on stage regardless of his boozeyness because yes Kanye is that much of a dick

I love how celebs use rehab for saying sorry for something they did or feel they need rehab because they have a really bad hangover.. and just because you pass out with your shoes on.. wait.. nevermind..

MSNBC's The Scoop says that sources close to Kanye haven't heard about him checking into rehab right after he finishes his Fame Kills tour with Lady GaGa in a few months

And im sure he will have cameras there to document the whole thing because well everything revolves around Kanye

Kanye on Leno...- Click here

Oh boo hoo Kanye

He goes on about how sorry he is and how he should improve himself.. heres a tip stop being a self absorbed asshole... Leno should of threw a binky in his mouth..

Cuz This Is Fashionable

Last night at the VMA Lady Ca Ca (yeah I know its Ga Ga just go with it) showed up wearing many outfits this just being 2 of them... Ummm yeah.. Need much attention???

Heres a tip Lady Ca Ca you should of saved yourself all the trouble and just put a bag over your head... I wont even say what the above pic reminds me of.. you know you are all thinking it...



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Kanyes Apology IN CAPS OF COURSE

Apparently Kanye was blizted last night off of Henny.. ick.. Kanye stick to Boones it brings out the love in everyone... Heres this tool bloggin in Caps and sayin I SOOOOOOOOOWRRRY...

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”

Reading this gives me a headache or it might be the fact I was drinking wine out of a box yesterday afternoon... Im going with the rant... never blame the booze

Kanye should apologize for living and breathing..... His "apology" just makes him look worse.

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