Jon Ordered to Give Back The Money

A Pennyslvania judge has demanded that Jon Grosselin has to return $180,000 of the $230,000 he took from his joint checking account with Kate Gosselin. An arbitrator will determine what happens to the remaining $55,000.

BUT JON, I thought Kate was TOTALLY MAKING UP THE FACT THAT YOU STOLE ALL THAT MONEY!!???! Kate has apparently carried this lie successfully through the courts!! Amazing what the Reverse Mullet can do..

Kate issued this statement to TMZ: "As difficult as this has been for me, I am pleased that the Court has ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children. Now that this matter has been ruled on, I look forward to returning to private arbitration, as we have agreed to do, to resolve any remaining issues."

PRIVATE YEAH ..cough cough (bullshit)

and sidenote his lawyer looks like the Leprachaun from those horror movies

NANCY GRACE ATTACKS - CLICK HERE

And Jon thought he had it bad everytime Kate yelled at him.. Here is Jon and whatever is left of his dignity after Nancy Grace gets her claws into him

You know Kate is laughing at this!

Im not a big fan of Nancy Grace, but I gotta give it to her on this one. She really put that little spineless, self-absorbed shit stain in his place. I especially love it at the end when she said, "Why is this always about you?". And he was speechless!!! The look on his face was f**king priceless. Even his ambulance chasing lawyer couldn't save him!

Jon must of been on the sauce when he agreed to go on this show. I'm glad he did. At least someone finally silenced his shit cannon for once, & if that someone had to be Nancy Grace, so be it

Jon Gosselin Clears The Bank Account- CLICK HERE

Jon Gosselin got the bright idea to clear out the bank of 230k over the past week. And what does Kate do?? Shes goes to the Today show.. of course..

Doesnt Kate understand that women,booze,and Ed Hardy shirts dont come cheap??

Kate claims that her kids love having the cameras around and started to cry because she told them they were stop filming.. Id cry to if left with either one of these two!

Kate claims Jon keeps playing the media.. ummm hmmm and going on the Today show isnt the samething??

Regardless of what is going on this just needs to end and the cameras need to stop following them..

Oh Really Jonathon??

Jon stomped his feet and crossed his arms and fired off a letter to TLC to stop filming:

“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."


Shocking this comes after he was dumped from the show and TLC cut the purse strings .. interesting

Jon's lawyer told Entertainment Tonight, "Jon realized his family was like a trainwreck, so he decided to put the brakes on the divorce and on the show … because if he didn't the family would be in a mortal accident … the victims of a trainwreck."

Kate nor did the Reverse Mullet have a comment at this time

and if you notice Jon doesnt know how to spell either...

Jon Gosselin to Stop The Divorce

Jon and Kate's marriage was officially end in November, but now he's asking the court to delay it for 90 days. In the documents, Jon states: “Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it. I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”

Jons lawyer added He is hoping to inspire his wife to become less rigid, inflexible and controlling and open up. We’re hoping Jon and Kate can sit down together and start exploring what to do about their situation. Once they do that, the rest will fall into place.”

Jon's lawyer better watch his back or go into the witness protection plan, the Reverse Mullet on Kates head is not one to be f*cked with!

Jon's gotta be in full-on panic mode now that he just got a huge pay cut. Did he seriously think he could afford rent on his NYC pad, party with 22 year olds and travel everywhere without a job AND pay child support for his 8 kids...

Kathy Griffin as Kate Gosselin - Click Here

I love Kathy Griffin and shes not ashamed to promote anything.. Shes a media whore and will proudly admit it!! And theres an appearance from Mr SULU!!

Take a look.. HAPPY THURSDAY!

Jon Gosselin On Good Morning America

Jon felt the need to state the obvious during an interview with Good Morning America.

Jon cried, "I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down. She'll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn't going anywhere.. (the reverse mullet is giggling)

When Kate was off promoting her book Jon would stomp his feet and cross his arms.. He went on and said "Well, excuse me, I'm taking care of the kids. She's on book tours, she's doing all these things. You know, she's gone a week. You know, comes back. Packs up and leaves again. I'm standing there like, 'Oh, OK. Your mom's gone again.... 2 snaps and a twist..

I still find it funny how both of these 2 kept saying the media wont leave them alone but either of them would give an interview to the neighborhood Crackie if it kept them in the limelight for a few more minutes... Every magazine you see its some story from either one of these famewhores.. Im only interested in what the Reverse Mullet has to say...

Jon Gosselin's Boo Boo

Jon Gosselin's rep tells Radar that the reason why he had to get stitches on his eyebrow is because he ran into "a kitchen cabinet in the dark."

Translation: the male equivalent of "running into a doorknob."

Yeah Jon Im surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre thats what happened... I would like to think you got a little tipsy on some Purple Passion and hit your head and passed out in the tub we have all been there.. umm right? Anybooboo I'll tell you what happened the Reverse Mullet came off of Kates head and bitch slapped your ass.. Thats what you get for locking Kate out of the house and calling the Cops..

Update: Jon has just filed a restraining order against the Reverse Mullet...
2nd Update: The Reverse Mullet issued a no comment at this time but will be on Larry King Live to answer all questions...

Jon Gosselin Says Kids Refuse To Film

MSNBC reports: Jon and Kate Gosselin’s 5-year-old sextuplets and 8-year-old twins are starting to rebel against the constant taping of their lives.

The kids staged a sit-in — a revolt,” Jon Gosselin told Life & Style on Aug. 13. “They didn’t want to work today.”

This isn’t the first time the kids haven’t wanted to “work.” On Aug. 7, after a day of filming for TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” the magazine reports that the eight Gosselin kids were pressured into continuing to film beyond their wishes.

An eyewitness told the magazine that “once the kids returned home, the film crew kept yelling at them to film more outside. They seemed really tired, but the crew kept pushing them.”

A rep from TLC denied the report, saying “the assertion is utterly baseless.”

Hey kids co-carts and ATV's dont grow on trees time to earn your keep! And daddy needs extra cash for his ho's...

If these were my kids I would show them a hard days work and make a sweatshop in the garage for my dream winery.. They would work 16 hours a day and I would make them eat Monkey Munch.. Oh Im kidding..kinda

Kate Gosselin On Larry King - Click Here

Well here we have Kate ( respect her privacy at this time.. eye roll)as she goes on about her life, kids, Jon and the divorce on Larry King Live

It isnt anything we havent heard before from either of these 2.. Same story different show, different tabloid etc etc..

I will say she was pretty calm and her Reverse Mullet stayed in check.. To me she seemed very well rehearsed .. As im saying this im looking over my shoulder in fear of the mullet... I will say no more..

Lemonade Anyone??

Yesterday in Reading, Jon and six members of his whiney children sold lemonade for a local firefighters charity while cameras were rolling. Of course anyway to get publicity... what no Monkey Munch??

Instead of focusing on the charity Jon yet again had to turn it all around and make it all about him by wear a shirt that says LIES LIES LIES LIES.. Yes Jon we all know you lie so why advertise it?? Its like the local crackie wearing a shirt that says I love drugs.. duh..

Im sure Kate and her reverse mullet will have something to say about this when she appears on Larry King this week because what she has to say the world needs to know...

Jon, Kate, and the Reverse Mullet kiss and make up...

For now.... Just one day after Kate had a hissyfit in front of their house here they are (as we should respect their privacy at this time, eyeroll) with a perfect kiss and make up photo session you know the Reverse Mullet did everything it could to stay on Kates head, hence the hat...

Meanwhile in whorey news Hailey and gave an interview to E! News where she said: "Jon is my first love. I'm not some fame whore. Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back! I want people to know the truth. Right now I'm speaking from my heart, myself. I'm not some celebrity, I'm not some famous person—I'm just a 22-year-old girl who got caught in the middle of all this."

Ok isnt Jon with the Nanny/model? And Hailey come to accept that you will never be fame whore, you are just a whore..

The Reverse Mullet Gets Locked Out

Radar says that the police were called to the Gosselins compound in Pennsylvania last night, because Kate when into a hissyfit after Jon refused to let her into the house. (Im starting to like the new Jon)A source said, "Kate showed up at the house unexpectedly. It's Jon's scheduled time to be there with the kids." Kate started hollerin' at Jon about his relationship with Stephanie Santoro, the nanny/model he hired... I love the side job.. model.. When the cops arrived, they calmed Kate down They left without making any arrests. A defeated Kate then went over to the local Days Inn where her and the reverse mullet are planning a sneak attack, the mullet will not go down like this

I can just imagine what was coming out of her mouth you know Jon slammed the door in her face and just laughed at her behind the door (smart choice, you just got your balls back don't lose them again)..

Nothing like a good trailer trash fight so all the neighbors can see.. I live for that shit when it happens in my neighbor crack a beer, pop some corn, and sit on my front step who needs cable...

Kate Gosselin is a Bitch.. Really??

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Kate was cursing behind the scenes at the Today Show or Good Morning America I get those 2 confused all the time whos really awake to listen to them babble at the crack of Christ Im sure as hell not...

One staff said:‘‘She was a total bitch. We get virtually all of the world’s biggest egos coming through here, but Kate was one of the most unpleasant I’ve seen in working here for many years.’’

A second staff member added that Kate threatened to quit that interview if they showed footage of her entering the building with her large entourage. Kate also wasn't happy with the questions Meredith asked her, ‘‘Meredith very clearly, and in a straightforward way, asked exactly the questions you’d expect. She asked about the alleged affair with her bodyguard — which really seemed to piss Kate off — her relationship with Jon, how her kids were doing and whether ‘if you could do it over again, would you?’ She was swearing like a drunken sailor as she stormed out."

Today reps said "Kate Gosselin was a gracious guest on ‘Today,’ and anyone within 1,000 feet of her at the show this morning could tell you that.”

You know her reverse mullet pulled a knife on these bitches... RESPECT.. Kate doesnt need a bodyguard shes got the Reverse Mullet to do all of her dirty work

If anyone has seen Jon & Kate we have all seen how she is so this doesnt shock me in the least.... I should watch what I say I dont want REVERSE MULLET showing up at my front door ((((SHIVERS))))

***Update unnamed staffers are now under the Witness Protection Program***

BOO HOO Look Who Showed Up On the Today Show

On the Today Show it was Kate Gosselin to babble about her life now boo freaking hoo. During the interview Kate Gosselin wipes a (crocodile) tear from her eye during her first television interview since announcing her separation from Jon in June. Funny I never seen Kate cry she must of gotten alot of practice watching her husband of 10 years cry himself to sleep at night

Is it just me or isnt it strange how they both ask for privacy at this time over and over yet these 2 seem to keep themselves in the media.. hmmmm wonder why both are getting their own shows.. doing interviews with various mags and im sure its not for free

During the interview, Kate talked about how she still wears her wedding ring for the kids( cough...media whore...cough cough) and how she was shocked when she found out that Jon was getting it on with another chick blah blah blah.. I will miss watching Jon & Kate plus 8 not because I liked the show because listening to those 8 kids drove me up a wall with I want this, I want that, crying nonsense over that stupid Monkey Munch crap. If I had a tribe like that you bet your ass they would be my personal sweat shop workers for my winery

The only reason I will miss watching it was that I found it hysterical the way she would talk to him and he would just sit there and take it... I watched one episode where Jon didnt use a coupon for something you would of thought the Nazis invaded Poland the way she flipped out.

At the end of the interview Kates reverse mullet took a bow and is in talks for its own show....

This Weeks In Touch Rag

Oh and here we have Jon Gosselin who is photoshopped with a new layer of fresh skin.. looks like he got spraytann poo mist on his mug - Hohan.. Anwyay here he is doing an interview with In Touch. Jon finally got his balls out of Kates pocketbook( and a good distance away) and decided to have a chat if there was booze involved (which every interview should have) im sure he would of gone into more detail about his sexay times with his new ho and ended every sentence with HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH.. but I digress..

Here are some clips of the interview

Why did she want to break up?I think she initiated the split because she wanted a career. Maybe I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do, and she was going to move on regardless. I said, “Are you sure about this?”

Did you want to work it out?Yes, I asked, “What do I have to do to mend the relationship? What did I do wrong?” I was beating myself up about it. So I read a lot of books about personalities, like The Five Love Languages. Throughout the marriage, I felt like my personality had changed a lot. In December, I went to therapy. I asked Kate to come, but she didn’t want to. She said, “If you have a problem, go fix it.”

When did you and Kate start living separate lives?We went to Utah on January 1. On January 12, she flew back with security and I stayed. That’s when I started to just hang out and meet people, and feel free. Not too many girls, just with my guy friends. I couldn’t do that for nine years. When I came back on the 17th, Kate and I weren’t talking. So I just said, “I’m moving out of the house,” and that was it.

What was your first relationship?Hailey — it started around May. She is the polar opposite of Kate. It’s really different. I feel good about myself and people see my good qualities. I’m not being put down. If I want to go out with my friends, Hailey says, “Oh, go out.” I’m not used to that. I was used to, “No, no, it’s your fault.” Sometimes I ask Hailey permission, like I used to do with Kate, and she says, “You don’t have to ask permission.” I was used to living like that, and now it’s like a breath of fresh air. You can have a balanced relationship but also spend time with your friends.

How did you fall in love with Hailey?We started talking and got along well. I started getting really attracted to her, like, on the phone. She really listened to me and took in what I was saying. Then she came back to her parents’ house in May and I went up to see her. We hit it off. It was great. She is amazing.

Ok yeah I watched the show I'll admit but now he just sounds like poor me.. Call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMbulance will ya you could of left at anytime but im sure that paycheck from TLC was keeping you around.. Love how he talks up Hailey he has no idea that shes just using him.. A broken man is easily taken advantage of im shocked he hasnt bought her a car yet or a house im sure thats coming soon go big or go home Hales! Not like I encourage that behavior

Expect Kate to appear on People.. HER SIDE/HER HURT/HER PAIN/HER TURMOIL/.. and her reverse mullets side of the story you know that thing has secrets- trust