Jon Ordered to Give Back The Money

A Pennyslvania judge has demanded that Jon Grosselin has to return $180,000 of the $230,000 he took from his joint checking account with Kate Gosselin. An arbitrator will determine what happens to the remaining $55,000.

BUT JON, I thought Kate was TOTALLY MAKING UP THE FACT THAT YOU STOLE ALL THAT MONEY!!???! Kate has apparently carried this lie successfully through the courts!! Amazing what the Reverse Mullet can do..

Kate issued this statement to TMZ: "As difficult as this has been for me, I am pleased that the Court has ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children. Now that this matter has been ruled on, I look forward to returning to private arbitration, as we have agreed to do, to resolve any remaining issues."

PRIVATE YEAH ..cough cough (bullshit)

and sidenote his lawyer looks like the Leprachaun from those horror movies

Jon Gosselin to Stop The Divorce

Jon and Kate's marriage was officially end in November, but now he's asking the court to delay it for 90 days. In the documents, Jon states: “Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it. I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”

Jons lawyer added He is hoping to inspire his wife to become less rigid, inflexible and controlling and open up. We’re hoping Jon and Kate can sit down together and start exploring what to do about their situation. Once they do that, the rest will fall into place.”

Jon's lawyer better watch his back or go into the witness protection plan, the Reverse Mullet on Kates head is not one to be f*cked with!

Jon's gotta be in full-on panic mode now that he just got a huge pay cut. Did he seriously think he could afford rent on his NYC pad, party with 22 year olds and travel everywhere without a job AND pay child support for his 8 kids...

Jon Gosselin's Boo Boo

Jon Gosselin's rep tells Radar that the reason why he had to get stitches on his eyebrow is because he ran into "a kitchen cabinet in the dark."

Translation: the male equivalent of "running into a doorknob."

Yeah Jon Im surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre thats what happened... I would like to think you got a little tipsy on some Purple Passion and hit your head and passed out in the tub we have all been there.. umm right? Anybooboo I'll tell you what happened the Reverse Mullet came off of Kates head and bitch slapped your ass.. Thats what you get for locking Kate out of the house and calling the Cops..

Update: Jon has just filed a restraining order against the Reverse Mullet...
2nd Update: The Reverse Mullet issued a no comment at this time but will be on Larry King Live to answer all questions...

Kate Gosselin On Larry King - Click Here

Well here we have Kate ( respect her privacy at this time.. eye roll)as she goes on about her life, kids, Jon and the divorce on Larry King Live

It isnt anything we havent heard before from either of these 2.. Same story different show, different tabloid etc etc..

I will say she was pretty calm and her Reverse Mullet stayed in check.. To me she seemed very well rehearsed .. As im saying this im looking over my shoulder in fear of the mullet... I will say no more..

Jon, Kate, and the Reverse Mullet kiss and make up...

For now.... Just one day after Kate had a hissyfit in front of their house here they are (as we should respect their privacy at this time, eyeroll) with a perfect kiss and make up photo session you know the Reverse Mullet did everything it could to stay on Kates head, hence the hat...

Meanwhile in whorey news Hailey and gave an interview to E! News where she said: "Jon is my first love. I'm not some fame whore. Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back! I want people to know the truth. Right now I'm speaking from my heart, myself. I'm not some celebrity, I'm not some famous person—I'm just a 22-year-old girl who got caught in the middle of all this."

Ok isnt Jon with the Nanny/model? And Hailey come to accept that you will never be fame whore, you are just a whore..

The Reverse Mullet Gets Locked Out

Radar says that the police were called to the Gosselins compound in Pennsylvania last night, because Kate when into a hissyfit after Jon refused to let her into the house. (Im starting to like the new Jon)A source said, "Kate showed up at the house unexpectedly. It's Jon's scheduled time to be there with the kids." Kate started hollerin' at Jon about his relationship with Stephanie Santoro, the nanny/model he hired... I love the side job.. model.. When the cops arrived, they calmed Kate down They left without making any arrests. A defeated Kate then went over to the local Days Inn where her and the reverse mullet are planning a sneak attack, the mullet will not go down like this

I can just imagine what was coming out of her mouth you know Jon slammed the door in her face and just laughed at her behind the door (smart choice, you just got your balls back don't lose them again)..

Nothing like a good trailer trash fight so all the neighbors can see.. I live for that shit when it happens in my neighbor crack a beer, pop some corn, and sit on my front step who needs cable...

Reverse Mullet Strikes Again

See I told you!!! Everyone thinks im crazy (even the voices in my head) first KIMMY GIBBLER and now Heather Mills.. I suggest you sport a burka...

FYI Peg Leg you need to whiten those toofies!

Busted Weave

Here we have Britters doing what she does best.. shopping... She has all this money can she not afford a brush? Yeah we all done the roll and go esp after a day of drinking Tequila (eh hem Lisa) Any true boozey knows to A. brush your hair B. brush those toofies and C. take a Puertican Shower (perfume that booze stank)..I'd let Britters slide if she was dabbling in the Jesus Juice but shes not.. Look at that mess on her head its not a hair do ITS A HAIR DONT!!! Seriously that weave looks like its trying to crawl off her head.. Watch out Britters the Reverse Mullet might claim you next.. Actually I dont even think the Reverse Mullet wants any part of that rats nest..

You think Brit would listen to her people or at least her 2 sons when they tell her to fix that F*CKING WEAVE MOMMY...

Kate Gosselin is a Bitch.. Really??

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Kate was cursing behind the scenes at the Today Show or Good Morning America I get those 2 confused all the time whos really awake to listen to them babble at the crack of Christ Im sure as hell not...

One staff said:‘‘She was a total bitch. We get virtually all of the world’s biggest egos coming through here, but Kate was one of the most unpleasant I’ve seen in working here for many years.’’

A second staff member added that Kate threatened to quit that interview if they showed footage of her entering the building with her large entourage. Kate also wasn't happy with the questions Meredith asked her, ‘‘Meredith very clearly, and in a straightforward way, asked exactly the questions you’d expect. She asked about the alleged affair with her bodyguard — which really seemed to piss Kate off — her relationship with Jon, how her kids were doing and whether ‘if you could do it over again, would you?’ She was swearing like a drunken sailor as she stormed out."

Today reps said "Kate Gosselin was a gracious guest on ‘Today,’ and anyone within 1,000 feet of her at the show this morning could tell you that.”

You know her reverse mullet pulled a knife on these bitches... RESPECT.. Kate doesnt need a bodyguard shes got the Reverse Mullet to do all of her dirty work

If anyone has seen Jon & Kate we have all seen how she is so this doesnt shock me in the least.... I should watch what I say I dont want REVERSE MULLET showing up at my front door ((((SHIVERS))))

***Update unnamed staffers are now under the Witness Protection Program***

BOO HOO Look Who Showed Up On the Today Show

On the Today Show it was Kate Gosselin to babble about her life now boo freaking hoo. During the interview Kate Gosselin wipes a (crocodile) tear from her eye during her first television interview since announcing her separation from Jon in June. Funny I never seen Kate cry she must of gotten alot of practice watching her husband of 10 years cry himself to sleep at night

Is it just me or isnt it strange how they both ask for privacy at this time over and over yet these 2 seem to keep themselves in the media.. hmmmm wonder why both are getting their own shows.. doing interviews with various mags and im sure its not for free

During the interview, Kate talked about how she still wears her wedding ring for the kids( cough...media whore...cough cough) and how she was shocked when she found out that Jon was getting it on with another chick blah blah blah.. I will miss watching Jon & Kate plus 8 not because I liked the show because listening to those 8 kids drove me up a wall with I want this, I want that, crying nonsense over that stupid Monkey Munch crap. If I had a tribe like that you bet your ass they would be my personal sweat shop workers for my winery

The only reason I will miss watching it was that I found it hysterical the way she would talk to him and he would just sit there and take it... I watched one episode where Jon didnt use a coupon for something you would of thought the Nazis invaded Poland the way she flipped out.

At the end of the interview Kates reverse mullet took a bow and is in talks for its own show....