Jon, Kate, and the Reverse Mullet kiss and make up...

For now.... Just one day after Kate had a hissyfit in front of their house here they are (as we should respect their privacy at this time, eyeroll) with a perfect kiss and make up photo session you know the Reverse Mullet did everything it could to stay on Kates head, hence the hat...

Meanwhile in whorey news Hailey and gave an interview to E! News where she said: "Jon is my first love. I'm not some fame whore. Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back! I want people to know the truth. Right now I'm speaking from my heart, myself. I'm not some celebrity, I'm not some famous person—I'm just a 22-year-old girl who got caught in the middle of all this."

Ok isnt Jon with the Nanny/model? And Hailey come to accept that you will never be fame whore, you are just a whore..

Sienna Getting Her Slut On In Ibiza...

Heres Sienna and her latest piece and get this he doesnt have a girlfriend or a wife!! Shocking.. Well I guess every HOMEWRECKER changes their whorey ways at some point

Her latest victim is named DJ Slinky Wizard I get all creepy sort of thoughts come into my head when I read that name but its lunch time so I'll keep it clean.. this time

I wonder how long this will last.. You know Sienna cant stay away from married peen..

Alien Sighting in Boston..

Posh Beckham got her alien head out of her ass and is in Boston today to sit in as the guest judge on American Idol for callbacks. Posh's peeps said that she has no plans to become the permanent fourth judge. However, it does look like she has plans to scare the fuck out of whoever walks through with her plastic face.

No emotion.. no tears, laughs, or smiles ahhh the joys of botox... I'd tell my friend Lisa but 33 arrived and I got the boot... whorey tales... anywhoreyness

**Clarify Lisa does not need botox - shes a HOT MAMACITA...

And that Lohan spraytan poomist isnt doing you any justice...