Jon Ordered to Give Back The Money

A Pennyslvania judge has demanded that Jon Grosselin has to return $180,000 of the $230,000 he took from his joint checking account with Kate Gosselin. An arbitrator will determine what happens to the remaining $55,000.

BUT JON, I thought Kate was TOTALLY MAKING UP THE FACT THAT YOU STOLE ALL THAT MONEY!!???! Kate has apparently carried this lie successfully through the courts!! Amazing what the Reverse Mullet can do..

Kate issued this statement to TMZ: "As difficult as this has been for me, I am pleased that the Court has ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children. Now that this matter has been ruled on, I look forward to returning to private arbitration, as we have agreed to do, to resolve any remaining issues."

PRIVATE YEAH ..cough cough (bullshit)

and sidenote his lawyer looks like the Leprachaun from those horror movies

Jon Gosselin to Stop The Divorce

Jon and Kate's marriage was officially end in November, but now he's asking the court to delay it for 90 days. In the documents, Jon states: “Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it. I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”

Jons lawyer added He is hoping to inspire his wife to become less rigid, inflexible and controlling and open up. We’re hoping Jon and Kate can sit down together and start exploring what to do about their situation. Once they do that, the rest will fall into place.”

Jon's lawyer better watch his back or go into the witness protection plan, the Reverse Mullet on Kates head is not one to be f*cked with!

Jon's gotta be in full-on panic mode now that he just got a huge pay cut. Did he seriously think he could afford rent on his NYC pad, party with 22 year olds and travel everywhere without a job AND pay child support for his 8 kids...

Sean Penn Wants To Reconcile

Sean Penn begged his wife to stay with him - but she ignored his desperate pleas, moved out and filed for divorce.

“Robin finally stood her ground and said she’d had enough,” a source close to both told the Enquirer. “She got her own place and moved out.”
Sean pleaded for one more chance, said the source, but Rob filed divorce papers in Marin County on August 12.

“Robin doesn’t want a dime from Sean - nothing,” said the source. “She’s just had it with all the lies, the cheating rumors and the temper tantrums. Now she just wants to be left alone to start her life over. Sean is still begging her to take him back. But Robin insists it is finally over.”

Sean and Robin had been together since 1989, and married in 1996. When Sean filed for separation in April of this year, he withdrew it a month later.
“It was an arrogant mistake,” pugnacious Penn told a reporter at the time. He tried hard for a reconciliation, but in a recent interview, Robin revealed she had no plans to fix the broken marriage. “I know what I don’t want,” she said.

I cant blame Robin as it has been rumored he has cheated on her with everyone from Natalie Portman to Linds Lohan ... Yeah I know what could he possibly have in common with Linds.. booze and coke.. perfect match.

So Robin its time to practice the walk of shame.. Useful advice from my grandma: when you are clicking your heels and walking down the street at 7am with bedhead hold your head high like a true slut... Grandma gives great advice when shes had a bottle or 2 of Boones..

DIVORCING... AGAIN

People says that Robin filed for divorce on August 12th in Marin County, CA. They list "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for their split.

Apparently he couldnt convince her to share the same love he has for booze, boog sug, blackouts,and random ass from time to time.. Whats wrong with her??

The documents also state that they will share custody of their 16-year-old son Hopper Jack. Robin is not asking for spousal support.

3rd time a charm??

BOO HOO Look Who Showed Up On the Today Show

On the Today Show it was Kate Gosselin to babble about her life now boo freaking hoo. During the interview Kate Gosselin wipes a (crocodile) tear from her eye during her first television interview since announcing her separation from Jon in June. Funny I never seen Kate cry she must of gotten alot of practice watching her husband of 10 years cry himself to sleep at night

Is it just me or isnt it strange how they both ask for privacy at this time over and over yet these 2 seem to keep themselves in the media.. hmmmm wonder why both are getting their own shows.. doing interviews with various mags and im sure its not for free

During the interview, Kate talked about how she still wears her wedding ring for the kids( cough...media whore...cough cough) and how she was shocked when she found out that Jon was getting it on with another chick blah blah blah.. I will miss watching Jon & Kate plus 8 not because I liked the show because listening to those 8 kids drove me up a wall with I want this, I want that, crying nonsense over that stupid Monkey Munch crap. If I had a tribe like that you bet your ass they would be my personal sweat shop workers for my winery

The only reason I will miss watching it was that I found it hysterical the way she would talk to him and he would just sit there and take it... I watched one episode where Jon didnt use a coupon for something you would of thought the Nazis invaded Poland the way she flipped out.

At the end of the interview Kates reverse mullet took a bow and is in talks for its own show....

And Now Linda Hogon on Good Morning America...

First Kate and now this trainwreck comes on to blab about her divorce but she just want privacy... I want privacy too when I go #2 but I dont leave the door open!

She says that her marriage to Hulk fell apart once she discovered he was cheating on her with Brooke's best friend - side eye to Linda on this one

Said Linda: "There were infidelities. It scared me because I thought 'Oh my God, is that my fault? Is he moving on? Am I just a dumb housewife? Am I too fat, am I too dumb?' You just start doubting yourself and that was really sad."

** Yes you're fat and yes you are dumb these are answers you should of been able to answer yourself but since you threw it out there and the little voices in your head didnt answer you back Id be more then happy to answers those questions.***

She owns up to the fact that her relationship with Hill is "definitely weird," but isn't bothered by the "cougar" taunts of the tabs

"It's kind of a fad now, it's cool. I'm finally in style because they really knock me about how bad I dress,"

**I find it funny that they just make fun of her attire and not her tranny clown makeup *** moving on with this in-depth interview

She said all the drug allegations where started by the Hulks PR team.. I take one look at Linda and I can just tell shes popped a pill or two shes got that Vicoden glaze.. Dont worry Linda I wont judge

Its nice to know that she thinks that being with someone that is 30 years younger and having no relationship with your only daughter is cool.. to quote Jenny Aniston its "uncool"!!

There is just way too much bleach/makeup and weave going on in this family

The divorce is final Linda dont you have to pick up your boyfriend from summercamp?

This Weeks In Touch Rag

Oh and here we have Jon Gosselin who is photoshopped with a new layer of fresh skin.. looks like he got spraytann poo mist on his mug - Hohan.. Anwyay here he is doing an interview with In Touch. Jon finally got his balls out of Kates pocketbook( and a good distance away) and decided to have a chat if there was booze involved (which every interview should have) im sure he would of gone into more detail about his sexay times with his new ho and ended every sentence with HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH.. but I digress..

Here are some clips of the interview

Why did she want to break up?I think she initiated the split because she wanted a career. Maybe I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do, and she was going to move on regardless. I said, “Are you sure about this?”

Did you want to work it out?Yes, I asked, “What do I have to do to mend the relationship? What did I do wrong?” I was beating myself up about it. So I read a lot of books about personalities, like The Five Love Languages. Throughout the marriage, I felt like my personality had changed a lot. In December, I went to therapy. I asked Kate to come, but she didn’t want to. She said, “If you have a problem, go fix it.”

When did you and Kate start living separate lives?We went to Utah on January 1. On January 12, she flew back with security and I stayed. That’s when I started to just hang out and meet people, and feel free. Not too many girls, just with my guy friends. I couldn’t do that for nine years. When I came back on the 17th, Kate and I weren’t talking. So I just said, “I’m moving out of the house,” and that was it.

What was your first relationship?Hailey — it started around May. She is the polar opposite of Kate. It’s really different. I feel good about myself and people see my good qualities. I’m not being put down. If I want to go out with my friends, Hailey says, “Oh, go out.” I’m not used to that. I was used to, “No, no, it’s your fault.” Sometimes I ask Hailey permission, like I used to do with Kate, and she says, “You don’t have to ask permission.” I was used to living like that, and now it’s like a breath of fresh air. You can have a balanced relationship but also spend time with your friends.

How did you fall in love with Hailey?We started talking and got along well. I started getting really attracted to her, like, on the phone. She really listened to me and took in what I was saying. Then she came back to her parents’ house in May and I went up to see her. We hit it off. It was great. She is amazing.

Ok yeah I watched the show I'll admit but now he just sounds like poor me.. Call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMbulance will ya you could of left at anytime but im sure that paycheck from TLC was keeping you around.. Love how he talks up Hailey he has no idea that shes just using him.. A broken man is easily taken advantage of im shocked he hasnt bought her a car yet or a house im sure thats coming soon go big or go home Hales! Not like I encourage that behavior

Expect Kate to appear on People.. HER SIDE/HER HURT/HER PAIN/HER TURMOIL/.. and her reverse mullets side of the story you know that thing has secrets- trust