Shocking Someone Really Did Rob Crackie

and it wasnt herself.. Well whaddya know..

People reports that 18-year-old Nick Prugo was busted yesterday morning for allegedly breaking into the homes of Lohan and Audrina Patridge. Nick was charged with felony burglary and is currently in a jail cell on $20,000 bail. This isn't Nick's first time at the butt rape party. Nick was arrested last month and he was also convicted on September 4th for possessing a narcotic controlled substance.

I wonder if they found Lohans dignity as well

Dina chirped in because shes a good mother and all (eyeroll) Yes, we have found him, God is good.".. God should of struck her down after that came out of her mouth

Im still skeptical though that Crackie didnt have something to do with it.. Missing 2 mill worth of jewels and she hasnt worked in months.. Its funny how this kid gets tossed in the slammer, but Crackie steals, carjacks, wears OTHER peoples' pants with coke in them and is walking the streets?

Frecula Twitters

Once again Linds aka Frecula takes to her Twitter acct to fight with her on again off again girlfriend Samantha Ronson in between bong hits and snorting boog sug..

Im trying to decrypt the Crackie language but basically Samantha is a self out? and I guess a cheat? Everytime I read a tweet from Lohan I feel like she closes her eyes and starts slamming the keyboard until she's got something that makes some sense but then again in a crackies world anything can make sense. A. Linds is illiterate or B. just in a blackout.. Im going with blackout.. And heres is Linds leaving the Waverly before her cracked out Twitter meltdown

And In Stupid News.. Crackie

How stupid can Lohan be.. I know I say this a lot.. We all heard how her crack den got broken into and here are pics from her camera outside of her house.. I didnt think it was her till I saw that stupid shirt she was wearing the other day you know the one where she looks like a bed sheet got stuck to her (see below)... Smart and beautiful.. I know..

Either she was doing some really good drugs and thought she robbed someone else house or shes just a dumb dumb stupid ORANGE girl.. Shes probably putting in an insurance claim I know the kind.. Next time you rob your own house try wearing a ski mask..

Apparently you will do anything for attention expect a news conference from Dina Lohan aka White Oprah

And The Crazy Comes Out On LetterMan- Click Here

Here we have crazy Anne Heche talking about her ex on National Television last night.. guess shes kinda bitter she has to mail him a check every month..

Then Anne goes into a rant about never getting married and is all annoyed that Dave actually went thru with it..

Yeah Anne like anyone is going to take advice from you I'd rather take advice from my local crackie in the hood that thinks hes batman..

I will say though this was entertaining to watch.. you know me I love watching a train wreck...

Wino Sues Blaaaake's Mother!!!

Amy Winehouse is suing her former mother-in-law for selling one of her love letters addressed to her son, Blake Fielder-Civil.

It was written while he was serving time for assault and perverting justice and his mother, Georgette, intercepted it!

I find it funny that Amy actually remembers writing a letter to Blaaaaaaaaaaaaake when he was in the clink who knew a crackie would have a such a good memory..

Amy is suing for copyright infringement and £50,000 compensation

Well she does have a habit to support drugs arent cheap and if you dont pay your dealer your shit gets robbed.. eh hem Lohan...

It seems since being back in London shes back to her old ways.. such a waste of talent