DAVID LETTERMAN BLACK MAILED- CLICK HERE

Three weeks ago, David Letterman got into his car and noticed that there was a mysterious package on his seat. When he opened it,it was a letter from someone threatening Dave to hand over $2 million or he'd spill his "bedroom secrets which included an affair with some of his staffers. The extortionist claimed he would use the information to write a movie and a book

Mind you Dave has been with his wife for 23 years so cheating went on before he said the lovely I DO's..

David immediately informed the District Attorney's office in Manhattan and told them someone was trying to blackmail him. The D.A.'s office investigated the threats and then cut a fake check for $2 million in which they gave to the extortionist.

Dave confessed what was going on and its a bit awkward but take a listen if you want its about 10 minutes

The extortionist is 51-year-old Robert Halderman, an employee of 48 Hours and the boyfriend of Stephanie Birkitt. Stephanie is Dave's assistant and she reportedly had an affair with him years before he was married.

I wonder if he is going to have a "Top 10 Places I Boinked My Assistant" List?

And The Crazy Comes Out On LetterMan- Click Here

Here we have crazy Anne Heche talking about her ex on National Television last night.. guess shes kinda bitter she has to mail him a check every month..

Then Anne goes into a rant about never getting married and is all annoyed that Dave actually went thru with it..

Yeah Anne like anyone is going to take advice from you I'd rather take advice from my local crackie in the hood that thinks hes batman..

I will say though this was entertaining to watch.. you know me I love watching a train wreck...

Britney Spears on Letterman - Click here

Well here we have Britters and her weave appearing on David Letterman and yes in a bikini.. again.. Britney has been photographed in the past few days showing off her new body from all the exercise shes been doing ( cough cough... lipo.. cough cough)

I found the video quite boring so if you feel like going to sleep click the link

If not here is the top 10 List

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy?
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by end of decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

and I posted Bald Britney because she was much more entertaining when she was crazy.. damn meds