Britney Spears on Letterman - Click here

Well here we have Britters and her weave appearing on David Letterman and yes in a bikini.. again.. Britney has been photographed in the past few days showing off her new body from all the exercise shes been doing ( cough cough... lipo.. cough cough)

I found the video quite boring so if you feel like going to sleep click the link

If not here is the top 10 List

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy?
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by end of decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

and I posted Bald Britney because she was much more entertaining when she was crazy.. damn meds

Oh that Cute Baby Talk

While picking up a bunch of free swag in Los Angeles last week, Britters adorable lil boys entertained the other guests with their language skills. Gatecrasher says that 2-year-old JJ and 3-year-old SPF kept shouting "Oh shit!" over and over again while Brit ignored them.

Some source said, "She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving."

I do the samething when my friends kids tell me they have poopy in their pants I just turn the other way I become insta-def...

Why is it that celebs get all this free expensive shit?? Here I am doing the jig when I get free sample of tampons in the mail...

I was expecting alot worse to come out of these 2 mouths then just shit word.. The "shit" word was so 5 minutes ago by the time I was 2... Making my parents proud at an early age