Showing posts with label britters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label britters. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Oh that Cute Baby Talk


While picking up a bunch of free swag in Los Angeles last week, Britters adorable lil boys entertained the other guests with their language skills. Gatecrasher says that 2-year-old JJ and 3-year-old SPF kept shouting "Oh shit!" over and over again while Brit ignored them.

Some source said, "She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving."

I do the samething when my friends kids tell me they have poopy in their pants I just turn the other way I become insta-def...

Why is it that celebs get all this free expensive shit?? Here I am doing the jig when I get free sample of tampons in the mail...

I was expecting alot worse to come out of these 2 mouths then just shit word.. The "shit" word was so 5 minutes ago by the time I was 2... Making my parents proud at an early age

Monday, August 3, 2009

BRITTERS GETS ALL SHINED UP


Here we have Britney Spears wearing a black dress (minus the straps and holes Mischa was sporting) heading over to a Jazz Club minus her keeper Daddy Spears. Britney washed that thing on her head called a weave and got it all peroxide up reports say it took 9 hours to put this glamourous look together... Am I supposed to be wow'd?? Cuz I'm not. If I spent 9 hours in a salon (supercuts kicks me out after 30 minutes) I'd expect my weave to be giving orders to my entourage and flipping off the paparazzi... Its nice to see Britney has embraced the Lord these days shes probably convinced the voices in her head are actually God talking to her... And last but not least her fav pack of smokes in hand, classy...

Yes Britney I know the lights hurts my eyes at last call too! Just dont open them to quickly or you will be horrified to see who you were talking to all night